Knucklehead Rappers

Lyrics

[Verse 1] To all the knuckle, the knuckle, the knucklehead rappers The ones that eat cheese on Hi-Ho crackers The ones who try to be what they're really not Because they found a few rhymes in they're raggly old socks Well it's time to let you know that I rap a top shit And ain't nobody here who can fuck with it So just watch your step honey, 'cause I'm a boss And I'll swing your little booty like a Red Hot sauce A few words of advice that I'll give to you I'll take out five, six, seven of your whole damn crew So just go about your business and keep your trap shut Because I got a lot of moppin' up to back it up That's why they call me Wizard Wiz, because I am the chief I hear you jealous MCs out there suckin' your teeth But you won't do it to my face because you know I ain't playin' On the mothafuckin' ground is where your ass'll be layin' [Verse 2] Though I may be short, but I'll tell you this It takes a lot to fuck around with the Wiz-ologist I'm prepared, experienced and I'm also equipped For any rookie MC who comes talkin' shit And if you want to fight, hey, you better come right Because I might get uptight and beat you up with my mic I'll get you down on the ground, get you in a bear hug Then I'll step all on your face like you're a water bug I'll make you swell and yell, I'll make you heave and bleed Plant you six feet under like a pumpkin seed Or I can beat your ass, until you get a rash Then I can stick you in a can like some corned beef hash 'Cause this ain't no fairy tale and it ain't no myth And it don't matter to me, who you come back with Your pop, the cops, or your punk ass crew They'll get the same treatment that I gave you [Verse 3] 'Cause I don't like no suckers, no rookies or fakes I ain't gettin' at nobody, whose underarms stinks All you chump MCs jump around like a monkey Have your ass in the tub, 'cause you smell kind of funky You're always walkin' 'round askin' for respect Tryin' to hide that crust from behind your neck And when I ask you about it, you try to be smart Sayin', "That ain't nothin', Wiz, that's just my birthmark" But I asked your moms, she told me not to laugh But that you had your birthmark on the back of your ass So know I know the truth, and I'ma tell the world But before I do that, I'm gonna tell your girl I don't remember your name, but I know how she looks Like some creepy mothafucka from a comic book She wore a long dingy dress with a patch on her sleeve And some smelly perfume that smelled like seaweed [Verse 4] Her breath smell like she just ate somethin' rotten And I don't think she care about the hole in her stockin' But I'd listen carefully, if I went to school About her keepin' her money in her combat boots Now I know and you know that you made a error But your the one that has to walk down the street with her Now it's time, ha, for me to get on you So listen up ah-knucklehead 'cause I'm not through I hear you're the type that depends on your mommy Still gettin' clothes from the Salvation Army I hope she kicks you out, now where you gonna stay? Your best bet is the YMCA They'll take you in and give you a meal And a bed so hard, you swore it was steel And you'll get used to it and you'll never say no Because you know you're Starvin' Marvin and you got nowhere to go [Verse 5] Why don't you get a job and start dressing neat? Be a man, stand on your own two feet See, it ain't hard to do, get up out of the blues Stop goin' to **** bag, getting cowboy shoes I ain't mentionin' no names, but just between you and me Dude, you still pack bags at the A-M-P 'Cause I remember all the times when you had a lot of lint 'Cause a customer gave you a fifty cent tip Now look at you doin' that silly old dance You got the nerve to have on your baby brother's pants I knew you were a bum, but I didn't expect That you would work in a store for a fifty cent check It got me so upset when I heard this That you scrapple in a zoo, clean the gorilla shit But I don't give a damn about the day or month 'Cause you can live your fuckin' life, the way that you want [Outro] I'm Wizard Wiz, I'm what it is, and I'm the master biz I'm what it is, I'm Wizard Wiz, I passed my high school quiz