Lyrics

[Pre-Chorus 1] First there was dope, then came coke Then good herb was the word Then LSD and black beauties Then came sess and Buddha bless But all you girls and guys, we got a new get high [Chorus] Come on, let's crack it up (Crack, crack it up) You gotta put it in the pipe (Put, put it in the pipe) I wanna crack it up (Crack, crack it up) Then smoke it (Then they smoke it) Everybody, let's crack it up (Crack, crack it up) You gotta put it in the pipe (Put, put it in the pipe) I wanna crack it up (Crack, crack it up) Then smoke it (Then they smoke it) [Verse 1] You can't roll it in bamboo 'Cause that's not what you're supposed to do Don't shoot it in your veins or slip it in your nose 'Cause that's not the place that it goes It's small and white, will keep you up all night Just put it in a pipe and give it a light Then take a toke but don't you choke And don't you dare let out the smoke You could buy you a ten or even a twenty But damn, don't spend up all your money Some people are so addicted Instead of smoking it, I'd rather sniff it [Chorus] Wanna crack it up (Crack, crack it up) Gotta put it in the pipe (Put, put it in the pipe) I wanna crack it up (Crack, crack it up) Then smoke it (Then they smoke it) Everybody, let's crack it up (Crack, crack it up) You gotta put it in the pipe (Put, put it in the pipe) I wanna crack it up (Crack, crack it up) Then smoke it (Then they smoke it) [Verse 2] Every time that I look One of my friends is getting hooked They ain't the same, they all are changed Homeboy, this is a crying shame A boy of mine, his name was Kenny Based every day, now the guy's all skinny He walked around, he used to shake the ground But now he's down to 70 pounds When I seen this, oh yes I wondered 'Cause he weighed at least 300 But oh, fat people, don't be ashamed Get on the pipe instead of doing the Jack LaLanne [Chorus] And crack it up (Crack, crack it up) You gotta put it in the pipe (Put, put it in the pipe) I wanna crack it up (Crack, crack it up) Then smoke it (Then they smoke it) Everybody, let's crack it up (Crack, crack it up) You gotta put it in the pipe (Put, put it in the pipe) I wanna crack it up (Crack, crack it up) Then smoke it (Then they smoke it) [Verse 3] From 9 to 6, girls turning tricks Putting their lips on brothers' tips And they don't care who you are They'll do your head right in your car In the back seat they'll beat your meat Until you cum like cream of wheat Then up the cash and watch and see How fast they run right down the street In the morning when they get up out the sack They wear the same old clothes on the rack They won't even eat a bowl of sugar smack They're always running out the door to get a crack [Chorus] They wanna crack it up (Crack, crack it up) You gotta put it in the pipe (Put, put it in the pipe) I wanna crack it up (Crack, crack it up) Then smoke it (Then they smoke it) Everybody, let's crack it up (Crack, crack it up) You gotta put it in the pipe (Put, put it in the pipe) I wanna crack it up (Crack, crack it up) Then smoke it (Then they smoke it) [Pre-Chorus 1] First there was dope, then came coke Then good herb was the word Then LSD and black beauties Then came sess and Buddha bless But all you girls and guys, we got a new get high [Chorus] Come on, let's crack it up (Crack, crack it up) You gotta put it in the pipe (Put, put it in the pipe) I wanna crack it up (Crack, crack it up) Then smoke it (Then they smoke it) Everybody, let's crack it up (Crack, crack it up) You gotta put it in the pipe (Put, put it in the pipe) I wanna crack it up (Crack, crack it up) Then smoke it (Then they smoke it) [Pre-Chorus 2] People who were rich, now they ain't got a penny People who were fat, now all of them are skinny People who were smiling, now they all got a frown The decent citizens of the neighborhood are the bums of the town [Chorus] Ooh, crack it up (Crack, crack it up) You gotta put it in the pipe (Put, put it in the pipe) I wanna crack it up (Crack, crack it up) Then smoke it (Then they smoke it) Everybody, let's crack it up (Crack, crack it up) You gotta put it in the pipe (Put, put it in the pipe) I wanna crack it up (Crack, crack it up) Then smoke it (Then they smoke it) Everybody!