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Belle-Belle-Bellevue (Crazy) Belle-Belle-Bellevue (No sense) Belle-Belle-Bellevue (Crazy) Belle-Belle-Bellevue (No sense) "Yo, you know that kid named Wiz?" "Who? The Funkmaster?" "Yeah! Yo, there's something wrong with that brother! That guy is BUGGED!" "Yo, why you be saying that?" "Cause, yo, he be doing the ILL STUFF! The brother be eating roaches, dissing cops, pissing on people...he's stupid!" "Word? He be doing stuff like that?" "Word up, the brother don't care! Yo, I'm telling you, don't ever dare him to do nothing man, cause yo, he'll do it! "Word? I'm glad you told me. I gotta watch my back around him. Word up!" Belle-Belle-Bellevue (Crazy) Belle-Belle-Bellevue (Crazy) Belle-Belle-Bellevue (No sense) People used to say, "Yo, Wiz is sick!" Cause I used to make snowballs out of dog shit A lot of crazy things I used to do But you'd probably think that they're not true One day in the sixth grade I lost my grip I shot my teacher in the butt with a paper clip He started screaming and hollering and jumping around And for the whole damn day he couldn't sit down I dropped my steak sandwich in some cement I didn't get upset or disappointed I just picked it up, and then I licked my lips Then I opened my mouth, and I ate it Yo, can't you take a hint? Uhh! I'm a Bellevue patient! I'm crazy! (Belle-Belle-Bellevue [Crazy]) (Belle-Belle-Bellevue [No sense]) Yo, can't you take a hint? Uhh! I'm a Bellevue patient! I'm crazy! (Belle-Belle-Bellevue [Crazy]) It's the boogie that I dug up out my nose I made a fat sandwich on a jelly roll With American cheese and lots of sauce, please And red-hot Mexican anchovies And flies that shit in my hominy grits But I didn't care, I still ate it And when I finished, I drunk some tea Then I dug up my nose and ate another boogie Yes, I'm gross, I'm nasty, and I don't care And I don't give a damn if all of y'all fear It's my business what I do, and if you don't like it Then hey, FUCK YOU "Yo, you know that kid named Wiz?" "Who? The Funkmaster?" "Yeah! Yo, there's something wrong with that brother! That guy is BUGGED!" "Yo, why you be saying that?" "Cause, yo, he be doing the ILL STUFF! The brother be eating roaches, dissing cops, pissing on people...he's stupid!" "Word? He be doing stuff like that?" "Word up, the brother don't care! Yo, I'm telling you, man, don't ever--DON'T EVER--dare him to do nothing man, cause you know why? He'll do it! "Word? I'm glad you told me about that brother, man. I gotta watch my back around him. Word up!" Two police officers across the street Walked up and started harassing me He said, "Hey nigga boy, let's see some ID Cause I just got a call about a robbery." So I unzipped my pants. I said, "Here it is." I pulled out my great big fat sausage I said, "Officer, yo, do you want it?" He even tried to put the handcuffs on it But it was too big, the cuffs couldn't lock And that's what really upset the cop He hit me in my back with a blackjack And yo, homeboy, that's when I snapped I knocked one cop down on the ground Made the other officer turn around And you, you figured out what had I done? I inserted it inside his rectum. (CRAZY) Yo, can't you take a hint? I'm a Bellevue patient! I'm crazy! (Belle-Belle-Bellevue [Crazy]) Yo, can't you take a hint? I'm a Bellevue patient! I'm crazy! (Belle-Belle-Bellevue [Crazy]) I bust this girl upside her head Cause she left piss stains inside my bed She didn't want to get up and clean it out So I shoved the pissy sheet down in her mouth This little old lady was walking by She was carrying a sweet potato pie So I ran past her, the pie I took She should be happy that it wasn't her pocket book My little brother pushed me inside the hamper So I hit him in the face with a shitty Pamper I didn't mean to do it, but you know how it is "Cause you shouldn't be putting your hands on the Wiz Yo, can't you take a hint? Uhh! I'm a Bellevue patient! I'm crazy! (Belle-Belle-Bellevue [Crazy]) (Belle-Belle-Bellevue [No sense]) Yo, can't you take a hint? Uhh! I'm a Bellevue patient! I'm crazy! (Belle-Belle-Bellevue [Crazy])