Needy

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HARPER: BUT NOW I GUESS YOU'RE YOUR OWN PERSON JANELLE: YES I GUESS I'M MY OWN PERSON HARPER: WITH YOUR INDIVIDUAL THOUGHTS JANELLE: I HAVE INDIVIDUAL THOUGHTS HARPER: NOT MY PLAYTHING JANELLE: NOT YOUR PLAYTHING HARPER: NOT MY SIDEKICK JANELLE: NOT YOUR SIDEKICK HARPER: SO YOU DON'T NEED ME ANYMORE? JANELLE: Well... HARPER: Oh Janelle... I KNOW I NEED YOU AND I KNOW YOU NEED ME AND MAYBE YOU NEED ME A LITTLE BIT MORE THAN I NEED YOU BUT THAT'S OKAY TOO BOTH: BECAUSE SO LONG AS I NEED YOU AND SO LONG AS YOU NEED ME NOTHING CAN CHANGE US OR CHALLENGE OUR POINT OF VIEW SO PROMISE YOU'LL BE TRUE HARPER: AND THAT YOU'LL ALWAYS BE HERE WHEN I WANT YOU TO AND YOU'LL ALWAYS GO AWAY I'M SICK OF YOU SING TO ME CLING TO ME BUT NOT TOO CLOSE I WILL MAKE THE RULES ABOUT WHAT'S NICE AND WHAT'S GROSS IT'S A DELICATE BALANCE THIS SYMBIOTIC TUG OF WAR BETWEEN THE QUEEN AND HER SUBJECTS BETWEEN ENDURED AND ADORED JANELLE: EVERYBODY HAS THEIR NEEDS HARPER: BUT SOME PEOPLE'S NEEDS ARE NEEDIER THAN OTHERS JANELLE: I NEED YOU AND YOU NEED ME HARPER: BUT THE ANNOYING NEED IS THE KIND OF NEED THAT SMOTHERS JANELLE: But do you think maybe he kind of likes me? HARPER: Why do you need him to like you? I'm sure he likes you as much as half the other girls he's slept with JANELLE: It's not that many... ROYSHANNA & NICKI: Hi Cyrus! HARPER: You all think you can save him from his own grief CYRUS: I DON'T NEED ANYONE TO SAVE ME I DON'T DESERVE IT HARPER: But you're just using her! HE NEEDS YOU TO MAKE HIMSELF FEEL GUILTY AND HE NEEDS YOU TO MAKE HIMSELF FEEL NUMB AND YOU NEED HIM TO MAKE YOURSELF FEEL SEXY AND YOU NEED HIM SO YOU DON'T FEEL SO DUMB AND HE NEEDS ME TO MAKE HIMSELF FEEL HAUNTED AND YOU NEED ME TO MAKE YOURSELF FEEL WANTED NEEDY NEEDY NEEDY NEEDY NEEDY NEEDY NEEDY NEEDY NEEDY NEEDY NEEDY NEEDY NEEDY NEEDY ALL THREE: NEEDY NEEDY NEEDY NEEDY NEEDY NEEDY NEEDY NEEDY NEEDY NEEDY NEEDY NEEDY NEEDY NEEDY JANELLE: So you're saying if Cyrus and I are dating by Prom we can go in on a limo with you? HARPER: I'm saying he'll never be beholden to you because he's still in love with his ex-girlfriend, and has a deep need for auto-masochism CYRUS: It's not an ex if we were still dating at the time DAKOTA: At the time of what? ROGER: She's dead. Crushed in a car crash. Right after they had a fight DAKOTAL I didn't hear about this ROGER: Really? Someone even got suspended for creating these t-shirts with her photo that said PANCAKE ANGEL DAKOTA: Oh. That's dark HARPER: What do you need a boyfriend for anyway? I should be enough JANELLE: Yeah! I mean, okay. I mean...I don't know HARPER: Besides, a relationship is not what you need right now JANELLE: Oh, yeah, totally HARPER: WHAT YOU NEED ARE QUICK, FLEETING HOOKUPS JANELLE: QUICK, FLEETING HOOKUPS HARPER: DISPOSABLE SEXTING JANELLE: DISPOSABLE SEXTING HARPER: IRONIC DISTANCE JANELLE: IRONIC DISTANCE HARPER: IRONIC DISTANCE JANELLE: IRONIC DISTANCE HARPER: AND UNREALISTIC MEDIA BASED EXPECTATIONS Also Kawaii Asian cute things JANELLE: Check! But, but... isn't Sailor Moon in a serious monogamous relationship with Tuxedo Mask? HARPER: You're not listening Janelle! HE NEEDS YOU TO MAKE HIMSELF FEEL GUILTY AND HE NEEDS YOU TO MAKE HIMSELF FEEL NUMB AND YOU NEED HIM TO MAKE YOURSELF FEEL SEXY AND YOU NEED HIM SO YOU DON'T FEEL SO DUMB AND I NEED YOU TO MAKE MYSELF FEEL POWERFUL AND I NEED HIM TO WIN THIS STUPID DANCE-A-THON NEEDY NEEDY NEEDY NEEDY NEEDY NEEDY NEEDY NEEDY NEEDY NEEDY NEEDY NEEDY NEEDY NEEDY ALL THREE: NEEDY NEEDY NEEDY NEEDY NEEDY NEEDY NEEDY NEEDY NEEDY NEEDY NEEDY NEEDY NEEDY NEEDY