The DJ

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DJ: WE'VE LOCKED THE DOORS HENCHMEN: WE'VE LOCKED THE DOORS DJ: PUT THE FIREWALLS UP HENCHMEN: PUT THE FIREWALLS UP DJ: NO ONE LEAVIN' ANYTIME SOON HENCHMEN: WE'VE LOCKED THE DOORS DJ: I'VE SHARPENED MY BLADES HENCHMEN: WE'VE SHARPENED OUR BLADES DJ: SO GET READY FOR A CUT HENCHMEN: GET READY FOR A CUT DJ: TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT WE'RE GONNA PLAY YOUR FAVORITE TUNE TYE: What is he talking about? DJ: I AM THE DJ WHEN I SAY DANCE YOU DANCE YOU READ THE TERMS HENCHMEN: YOU READ THE TERMS DJ: YOU READ THE CONDITIONS HENCHMEN: YOU READ THE CONDITIONS DJ: I AM THE DJ YOU NEVER HAD A CHANCE I RIGGED THE GAME MY STACKS OF WAX NO MATTER YOUR CHOICE IT'S ALL THE SAME YOU'RE GONNA FUCK IT ALL UP YOU'RE GONNA FUCK IT ALL UP (Several extras race toward the DJ. The DJ magically blasts them all.) DJ: HUZZAH HUZZAH TO THESE FRESH TEEN MINDS HENCHMEN: HUZZAH HUZZAH TO THESE FRESH TEEN MINDS DJ: SPUNKY ORIGINAL SEXY DERANGED LITTLE MINDS WITH YOUR OPINIONS, PREFERENCES AND YOUR JUDGEMENTS WELL DON'T YOU THINK IT'S TIME THAT WE PUT YOU TO THE TEST CLAMP THE VISE ALONG YOUR SPINE STACK THE BRICKS UPON YOUR CHEST BECAUSE EVERY LITTLE THING YOU'VE DONE HAS MADE YOU WHO YOU ARE AND NOW THERE'S NOWHERE LEFT TO RUN THIS IS IT THAT'S WHAT YOU GET YOU TRIED SO HARD TO BE A STAR WE MADE YOU CARE BUT IN THE END YOU'LL NEVER PLEASE US AND THE WORLD IS TICKING DOWN IN SELF-DESTRUCT MODE ANYWAY JAYNIE: Why didn't they tell us about this in Topeka! MO: Ohhh, this must be what they meant by no survivors— JAYNIE: What? MO: It came up during the correspondence. "No Survivors Dance-a-thon." I thought it was just sensationalist PR DJ: I AM THE DJ WHEN I SAY DANCE YOU DANCE YOU READ THE TERMS ALL: We READ THE TERMS DJ: YOU READ THE CONDITIONS ALL: WE READ THE CONDITIONS DJ: I AM THE DJ YOU NEVER HAD A CHANCE I RIGGED THE GAME MY STACKS OF WAX NO MATTER YOUR CHOICE IT'S ALL THE SAME YOU'RE GONNA FUCK IT ALL UP ALL: GONNA FUCK IT ALL UP DJ: YOU'RE GONNA FUCK IT ALL UP ALL: GONNA FUCK IT ALL UP GRACE: Why isn't anyone helping us? They can still see us, right? Who's coming to save us? JANELLE: As soon as the adults find out - it's only a matter of time before they fix this HENCHMEN: THIS IS YOUR DYSTOPIAN PARABLE WHERE EVERYTHING IS DARK AND TERRIBLE DJ: I'M AFRAID THEY'RE ALL WATCHING GO ON AND WAVE HELLO YOUR PARENTS AND YOUR TEACHERS EVERYONE YOU'VE EVER KNOWN THEY ALL LOVE TO SEE YOU SUFFER THEY ALL LOVE TO SEE YOU SQUIRM YOU'VE ALWAYS KNOWN YOU'VE ALWAYS KNOWN GRACE: They're watching? How can they all be watching and not doing anything? DJ: THERE'S NO ESCAPE YOU ARE DONE IT'S TOO LATE YOU WILL NEVER BEAT YOUR DEMONS YOU ARE YOU IT'S TOO LATE DJ and HENCHMEN: THERE'S NO ESCAPE YOU ARE DONE IT'S TOO LATE YOU WILL NEVER BEAT YOUR DEMONS YOU ARE YOU IT'S TOO LATE (x2) (DJ hits the BUZZER)