Tomorrow is Tonight

Lyrics

[BUD, spoken] Elderly patrons may wish to turn down their hearing devices [DOUG, spoken] In an actual production, this number would include a gospel choir and lasers! [BUD, spoken] Scene eight: Roofstops of Slimmer! Gutenberg stands, straddling a chimney. Smoke billows up and around his face! [DOUG as GUTENBERG] When I got out of bed today History was a lot more boring Then I thought it a different way Now the bird of inspiration's soaring Look at these hands They're attached to a normal man A normal man who probably changed your world Tomorrow is tonight It's a history and future fight Tomorrow is tonight [DOUG, spoken] Monk stands on an adjacent chimney surrounded by fire and bats! [BUD as MONK] Today, I killed the future Now my badness knows no bounds My plan unfurled to trick that girl Now the bird of inspiration's on the ground Splat. OOH! I crushed his dreams You don't change the world with a dumb machine At least not while this monk is still in town Tomorrow is tonight It's a history and future fight Tomorrow is tonight [BUD, spoken] Helvetica is also on a roof [DOUG as HELVETICA] I feel like a bird A bird who just destroyed a printing press A bird who's in some serious distress I don't have wings That is bad for flying things [BUD as MONK, spoken] Monk in command! [DOUG as GUTENBERG] Don't say can't when you could say can [BUD as MONK & DOUG as GUTENBERG] You only get one chance to be a star Tomorrow is tonight It's a history and future fight [BUD as MONK] Tomorrow [DOUG as GUTENBERG] Tomorrow [BUD as MONK & DOUG as GUTENBERG] Tomorrow is tonight [DOUG as HELVETICA] Tomorrow is to... (spoken) What have I done!? [BUD & DOUG, spoken] Intermission!