Four Jews in a Room Bitching

Lyrics

[MARVIN, WHIZZER, MENDEL & JASON] (bickering) Four Jews in a room bitching Four Jews in a room plot a crime I'm bitching, he's bitching They're bitching, we're bitching Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch Funny, funny, funny, funny Bitch, bitch Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch All the Time [MARVIN, WHIZZER & JASON] Ooooh [MENDEL] Whadda they do for love? [MARVIN, WHIZZER & JASON] Ooooh [MENDEL] Whadda they do for love? [MARVIN, WHIZZER, MENDEL & JASON] Four Jews in a room [MENDEL] Bitching [JASON] Bitching [MARVIN] Bitching [WHIZZER] Bitching [MARVIN, WHIZZER, MENDEL & JASON] Four Jews in a room stoop [MENDEL] They stoop [MARVIN, WHIZZER, MENDEL & JASON] To pray [JASON] I'm Jewish [MARVIN] I'm Jewish [MENDEL] I'm Jewish [WHIZZER] Half Jewish [MARVIN, WHIZZER, MENDEL & JASON] Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch Funny, funny, funny, funny Bitch, bitch Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch Night and day [TRINA] Slavery, slavery [MARVIN, WHIZZER, MENDEL & JASON] We crossed the desert Running for our lives Fleeing from the Pharaoh Who was up to no good Now we're at the Red Sea Pharaoh is behind us Wanting us extincted [JASON] What we need is a miracle! [MARVIN, WHIZZER, MENDEL & JASON] And then the Red Sea Split before us No more tsouris We got our [MENDEL, MARVIN, JASON, (WHIZZER)] We got our (Miracle!) We got our We got our Miracle! We got our Miracle! Our miracle! [MARVIN, WHIZZER, MENDEL & JASON] Four Jews itching for answers Four Jews bitching their whole life long [WHIZZER] I'm Whizzer [JASON] I'm Jason [MENDEL] I'm Mendel [MARVIN] I'm Marvin [MARVIN, WHIZZER, MENDEL & JASON] Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch Funny, funny, funny, funny Bitch, bitch Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch Right or wrong [JASON] In case of smoke, please call our mothers on the phone And say their sons are all on fire [MARVIN & WHIZZER] We are manipulating people and we need to know Our worst sides aren't ignored [MENDEL] The guilt invested will in time pay wisely [WHIZZER & JASON] We do not tippy toe [WHIZZER] We charge ahead to show [MENDEL] We're good in bed [WHIZZER] Excel in bed [MARVIN] We smell in bed [JASON] Where is the bed? [MENDEL] I love the bed [JASON] Who has the bed? [WHIZZER] I want the bed! [JASON] Who stole the bed? [MARVIN] Who stole the bed? [WHIZZER] I lost it twice [MENDEL] The bed is mine [WHIZZER] The bed is nice [MARVIN, WHIZZER, MENDEL & JASON] The bed is four Jews in a room bitching Whee! Four Jews talking like Jew-ish men I'm neurotic, he's neurotic They're neurotic, we're neurotic Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch Funny, funny, funny, funny [MARVIN] I'm nauseous [WHIZZER] I'm nauseous [JASON] I'm simple [MENDEL] I'm Jewish [TRINA] Slavery, slavery [MARVIN, WHIZZER, MENDEL & JASON] Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch Funny, funny, funny, funny I'm neurotic, he's neurotic They're neurotic, we're neurotic [MARVIN, WHIZZER & MENDEL, MARVIN] I'm neurotic, he's neurotic Four Jews They're neurotic, we're neurotic In a room bitching [WHIZZER, MENDEL, MARVIN & JASON, TRINA] I'm neurotic (Bitch, bitch) (I'm Jewish) (Four) He's neurotic (Bitch, bitch) (He's Jewish) (Jews) They're neurotic (Funny, funny) (They're Jewish) (In a room) We're neurotic (Funny, funny) (We're Jewish) Four (I'm Jewish) (Bitch, bitch) (Four) Jews (He's Jewish) (Bitch, bitch) (Jews) In a room (They're Jewish) (Funny, funny) (In a room) Bitching (We're Jewish) (Funny, funny) Bitch (Bitch, bitch) (Four) (Slavery) Bitch (Bitch, bitch) (Jews) Bitch (Funny, funny) (In a room) (Slavery) Bitch (Funny, funny) (Bitching) [MARVIN, WHIZZER, MENDEL & JASON, MARVIN] Four Jews in a room (In a room) Bitching [MARVIN, WHIZZER, MENDEL & JASON] Bitch, bitch Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch Now and then Can't lose Loose screws Four [WHIZZER] One [JASON] Two [MARVIN] Three [MENDEL] Four [TRINA] Five [MARVIN, WHIZZER, MENDEL & JASON] Five Jews!