“Have a biscuit!”

Lyrics

[BUD, spoken] Young Monk enters Bootblack's workshop [DOUG, imitating bell, spoken] Dangle-dangle-dangle-dangle-dangle [BUD, as BOOTBLACK, spoken] Young Monk [DOUG, as YOUNG MONK, spoken] Hello, Bootblack Oh, I've got another pencil— [BUD, as BOOTBLACK, spoken] And I've got a big pair of boot-tongs! Allow me to remove it [DOUG, as YOUNG MONK, spoken] Oh, thank you [BUD, as BOOTBLACK, spoken] That's the third pencil this week [DOUG, as YOUNG MONK, spoken] I know Monk has created a hostile workplace environment [BUD, as BOOTBLACK, spoken] Then why do you stay with him? [DOUG, as YOUNG MONK, spoken] I think I can change him He's like a tiny seedling that just needs the water of me And with a little bit of luck and that me-water I will help him grow into a giant tree That doesn't stab me with pencils! [BUD, as BOOTBLACK, spoken] Oh no, Young Monk, don't cry, don't cry! I know what will cheer you up Have a biscuit!