Monk With Me

Lyrics

[BUD as MONK, SPOKEN] Tell me, Mister Johan Blrgblrgblrg Have you ever thought about working for the church? [DOUG as GUTENBERG, SPOKEN] I did once, but it seemed pretty boring [BUD as MONK, SPOKEN] No, Johan Bababa, monking is power! [SUNG] Monk with me! Come work here, I think you'll like it, we've got a cat [DOUG as GUTENBERG, SUNG] Aw! [BUD as MONK, SUNG] Plus free lunch! Delicious Loaves and fishes Here, taste that [DOUG as GUTENBERG, SPOKEN] Mm! [DOUG as GUTENBERG, SUNG] I usually eat lamb and stew, maybe I like fish too? [BUD as MONK, SUNG] [LAUGHS] Monk with me! The clothes here, it's all robes here Don't that feel soft? [DOUG as GUTENBERG, SPOKEN] Oh! [BUD as MONK, SUNG] It's real silk! From China, there's nothing finer Now take it off [DOUG as GUTENBERG, SPOKEN] But I want it! [BUD as MONK, SUNG] Then monk, with me, my friend Yeah! We're monking for God now Monk, with me, my friend! [DOUG as GUTENBERG, SUNG] I'm tempted by his monk lifestyle But I want something more worthwhile A world where everyone can read Can I still do that, Monk? [BUD as MONK, SPOKEN] It's better if the world can't read God is what the people need That god could be us, or we Oh, Gutenborg, monk with- [DOUG as GUTENBERG, SPOKEN] No! Monk, don't you see? We're different. You believe in God, and I believe in stuff And God and stuff don't mix It's like bugs, and beautiful skin Plus let's face it man, you're a terrible monk [BUD as MONK, SPOKEN] Choose your words very carefully, Johan Papapa [DOUG as GUTENBERG, SPOKEN] Words! Words, yes, I almost forgot [BUD as MONK, SPOKEN] What? [DOUG as GUTENBERG, SPOKEN] Like the words in this bible! [BUD as MONK, SPOKEN] No! [DOUG as GUTENBERG, SPOKEN] Words are why I came here! [DOUG as GUTENBERG, SUNG] I believe in my words, I believe in my press, I believe in a reading Germany Now you want me to Monk, and throw that away I think it's time to go [BUD as MONK, SUNG] [DOUG as GUTENBERG, SUNG] Do not tell me My answer monk is [BOTH, SUNG] No! [BUD as MONK, SPOKEN] [DOUG as GUTENBERG, SPOKEN] Doors lock! [Huh!] Windows close! [Ah!] [BUD as MONK, SPOKEN] You're not going anywhere, Babababababa! [DOUG as GUTENBERG, SPOKEN] Yes I am, and I'm taking this big bible with me Oh, it feels like goodness! The only thing better than this feeling would be mass-producing this feeling [BUD as MONK, SPOKEN] Gimme that bible! [DOUG as GUTENBERG, SPOKEN] Ah! [BUD as MONK, SPOKEN] You better get your mind off of words, Johan Kakaka Why, don't you want to go to heaven? [DOUG as GUTENBERG, SPOKEN] Heaven? [BUD as MONK, SPOKEN] Yeah, heaven. Where do you think people go when they die? [DOUG as GUTENBERG, SPOKEN] I don't know, I guess most people turn into dirt But some people turn into statues [BUD as MONK, SPOKEN] Statues? [DOUG as GUTENBERG, SPOKEN] Yes, and I want my statue to be me, riding a dragon, and nursing a baby! [BUD as MONK, SPOKEN] Oh, Johan Bababa, there are no statues in heaven [DOUG as GUTENBERG, SPOKEN] Then I don't wanna go there! [BUD as MONK, SPOKEN] What? But everybody wants to go to heaven That's what gives me my power [DOUG as GUTENBERG, SUNG] Oh, Monk, you cannot understand The world has changed for human man [BUD as MONK, SPOKEN] Aah! [DOUG as GUTENBERG, SUNG] Thinking, reading, that's the plan Your monk ways are old news And I will never monk with- [DOUG as GUTENBERG, SPOKEN] Hey, Monk [BUD as MONK, SPOKEN] (HISSES) [DOUG as GUTENBERG, SPOKEN] I'm taking this bible But, Monk I hope we can be friends [music] [BUD as MONK, SPOKEN] Friends? Ridiculous Impossible! The Bible says a monk shall not have friends Then again, I wouldn't mind having a buddy I could talk to every now and then We'd crack open a little communion wine, watch a joust, maybe bait a bear! [LAUGHS] I'd love to bait a bear! But, aw heck, for that to happen, the whole world would have to change Then again, what if it did- change? [BUD as MONK, SUNG] A world with no more monking No heaven, and no hell Where I don't work for Satan How I hate that sulfur smell! If changes are coming like Johan says, Lord, could I change as well? I'd have no power but I could be good... [BUD as MONK, SPOKEN] No! What am I saying? God is my enemy And being good is the exact opposite of what I want [BUD as MONK, SUNG] There is no good in me There's haunted German wood in me! Aah! And Gutenberg is gonna see The world will monk with me!