Lyrics

I took her to Manhattan Square, we skated on the rink I took her to the Liberty Pole, hey-hey, nudge-nudge, wink-wink We went to the Susan B. Anthony house, I took her to the MAG Then she said, "Okay, let's get some food and find a place to shag" The line at Dinosaur was out the fucking door And the Wegman's hot bar closed at seven thirty Then she said, "I know a place where we can stuff our face" "Then high tail it to the bathroom and get down and fucking dirty" Then she fucked me at Nick Tahou's, 'cause it was open late She treated me just like I was hot garbage on a plate I've lived here in the ROC for years, and thought I'd been around But I've never had hot sex in a place where hot's a fucking noun Aaaaaaaaa, she fucked me at Nick Tahou's Aaaaaaaaa, she fucked me at Nick Tahou's Not sure what happened after that, we woke up in my car So we fucked around the city while we blasted B.E.R Took upskirts at the Eastman House, deflowered Highland Park We desecrated Mount Hope when the gates closed after dark Then in the HOG, she got on her hands and knees In the forest full of t-shirts in the corner And to my eternal shame, I must admit I came Staring at an autographed promo shot of Lou Gramm from Foreigner Then she fucked me at Nick Tahou's, yeah we went there again Only this time we were both dressed as the dancing record man As vinyl slammed on vinyl, she had her way with me When we were done I felt as used as a five dollar CD Aaaaaaaaa, she fucked me at Nick Tahou's Aaaaaaaaa, she fucked me at Nick Tahou's (one, two, three, go!) It took some ropes and straps, but I got her in my lap On the couch that's mounted to the Bug Jar ceiling Our adventures were so sticky Like a triple-X RocWiki And no compost plate or rubbish bowl Can heal the heartburn that's in my soul There's just no substitution for the feeling When she she fucked me at Nick Tahou's, on 320 West Main Never has the term for hot sauce felt so fitting and profane Home of haute cuisine de refuse to end a drunken night Like Rochester saw Poutine and said "hold my Genny Light" Aaaaaaaaa, she fucked me at Nick Tahou's Aaaaaaaaa, she fucked me at Nick Tahou's Aaaaaaaaa, she fucked me at Nick Tahou's Aaaaaaaaa, she fucked me at Nick Tahou's Bleh!