Lyrics

[Spoken] If you've never played Pac-Man before, it's sort of like this: (Noises from the arcade game Pac-Man play, edited together) [Verse 1] Being round a yellow guy? Pac-Man! Do he eating lots of dots? Pac-Man! Running up and down your street Screaming at your mailbox now Hanging from your ceiling fan? Pac-Man! [Verse 2] Mouth a open and a close? Pac-Man! Run your fingers on my arm! Pac-Man! Jumping up and down real fast Putting butter in your hat Shaving all your fish at night? Pac-Man! [Chorus] Ohh... Ohh... Ohh... It's time to Pac-Man! The best way to Pac-Man is to use the game! You move the joystick and you eat the dot Eat all the dot, you win another maze And mazes are the placе where Pac-Man goes! Hе eat a key or maybe eat a pear Cuz these are food for eating in the maze But ghosts are making death so run away Or make a blue ghost turn into a food! [Bridge] ASMR! Eat a dot and eat a fruit? Pac-Man Leaving something on the stove? Pac-Man Spinning on a countertop Sniffing all your laundry now Blinky and Inky feeling rather sheepish? (Look what you've done…) Pac-Man!! [Chorus] Ohhhh... Ohhhh... Ohhhh... Nice shoes let's Pac-Man! And the Pac-Man is the thing that you will move The thing is all the Pac-Man that there is For eating all the dots and also Clyde But also Clyde is only sometimes food The food is very eating for the mouth Cuz mouth is all the thing that Pac-Man has But if the death makes melting from the ghosts Then look another Pac-Man is arrive! [Spoken] After all this time, he's still there, he's still yellow, he's still perfectly round, he's still eating things But I feel as if his glowing light is always protecting me, and guiding me, and making all my enemies blue and edible