Lyrics

Oh there's this guy Who runs this show He made fun of me cuz I didn't wanna drive in the snow But I think That you should know this He's been around long enough that he remembers when women actually had sex with the members of KISS, cuz Joe's really old Joe's really old Joe's really, really, really, really, really old Joe's really old Just the other day I saw him in his car Rockin' out to Chris Isaak and cornholing a certain unmentionable Golden Girls star But there'll come a day And it's gonna be soon Where nurses have to help him wipe his ass and feed him mushed up Cool Ranch Doritos with a spoon, cuz Joe's really old Joe's really old Joe's really, really, really, really, really old Joe's really old Kick out the jams! Yeah Yeah! Bring it to me, my homies! One more time for Kip Winger's Uterus! Joe's really old Joe's really old Joe's really, really, really, really, really old Joe's really old Joe's really old Joe's really old Joe's really, really, really, really, really old Joe's really old Yeah, yeah! Rise up, children of the revolution! Testify!! Testify, dammit!! Ya stupid poodle-smackin' sphincter zombies!!