Lyrics

[Verse 1] Astonishers are Flashing in The Cuse They drink and rock and gaze down at their shoes Four melancholy marvels who kick ass While lamenting 'bout broken stained glass [Pre-Chorus] Now Bob plays Bee Gees covers on weekends But he still hits stuff like a stuff-hitting God And Dan Musclow's voice may be kinda whiny But you can bet your girlfriend's given him and Chuck a hand job [Verse 2] Involuntary Bliss is what they're on Their machine doesn't have a, a star on From OPL to WEFest they have rocked But now it looks like everything's gonna Stop [Pre-Chorus] Cuz their glasses-wearing weirdo guitarist Who's known by anyone who's ever read a zine Has decreased the band's Weezer-lookalikeness By saying sayonara to the whole fucking scene [Chorus] If Gregg Yeti doesn't rejoin, I'll kill myself Make Jello shots with Drano, and kill myself Slit my wrists with a Triscuit, and kill myself I'll bathe in battery acid, and kill myself Shove a high-powered vaccuum hose down my throat, and kill myself Stick my head in the microwave, and kill myself Go scuba-diving and bite a shark's cock, and kill myself Who's gonna find me shows now? I'll kill myself Dammit