Lyrics

I come to your house and I knock on your door That's when I hear a sound that I've never heard before It's whimpering and growling like it thinks that it's a threat But it's just a fucking wiener dog, your stupid little pet I'm trying to get in, it tries to keep me out Demonic Yoko Ono noises coming from its mouth I'd like to chain it to the wall and give its nuts a flog Why don't you get a clue, and get a real dog? I fight my way inside, now it's yipping even more Its excrement is everywhere, it's tiling the floor It bites my ankle, humps my leg and pisses on my shoe You smile and say "How cute, I think he likes you!" I can't take it no more, I kick it and I scream There's anger in my eyes and canine semen on my jeans I'd like to violate its anus with a yule log Throw out that cocktail wiener, and get a real dog! Get a real dog! Get a real dog! Get a real dog! Get a real dog!! Get a real dog!