Lyrics

[JASON] Whizzer, even though I'm thrilled that you're around I don't want it, I don't want a bar mitzvah I'm pretty set in my ways for one so young So, Whizzer, please, give me a reason That'd be the miracle of Judaism- [MARVIN] What do you mean, you don't want a bar mitzvah? [MARVIN & TRINA] What do you mean, you don't want a bar mitzvah? How do you think we- How do you think we- How do you think we feel about that? [TRINA] If we don't lose our temper I mean loss is allowed But I won't lose my temper Not before a paying crowd There's a voice I keep hearing Saying, "don't run amuck" So, I stay calm I'm not a shmuck Fortunes will change, only takes luck Luck's on my side, at least tonight Evеrything will be alright Everything will be alright I swеar I won't perspire Never have, never will And my Jason won't tire He's a stubborn imbecile [MARVIN] He's not an imbecile [TRINA] No, he's just like dear old dad [MARVIN, TRINA echoing] Smart as a tack (Look at him gloat) Please, rub my back (Please, cut my throat) [MENDEL] She's changed her tune Now she's got bite [TRINA] Everything will be alright Everything will be alright Everything will be alright Everything will be alright Oh, by the way I don't want Cordelia, the lesbian, catering the bar mitzvah [MARVIN] What? What? What?! [TRINA] She's your friend and I want to do this by myself [MARVIN] What? [TRINA] She's your friend and I want to do this by myself [MARVIN, TRINA echoing] Well, you tell her (No, you tell her) No, you tell her (Please, you tell her) You tell her that you are sorry but you gotta do this yourself [TRINA] It won't change his opinion Unlike you, the kid bends And we will have a minyan Plus my ex, and dearest friend There's no need to raise voices He'll consent to our wants Beg him a lot Get on your knees Hands in the air Higher, now freeze You'll be distraught I'll be polite Everything will be alright Everything will be alright Everything will be alright Everything will be alright Everything will be alright