Lyrics

[MARVIN] Is the party in the right place? [In a ballroom] It's inevitable how unhappy I am With this party Cause my son's Bar Mitzvah is soon Rest assured that I am paying And I want that everything is Perfect I want it perfect [MENDEL] Perfect, Perfect, Perfect, Perfect Bar Mitzvah Perfect Bar Mitzvah Perfect, Perfect, Perfect, Perfect Bar Mitzvah Perfect Bar Mitzvah [TRINA, overlapping with above] I got you the flowers here [?] Or should I put the band here And the flowers there? [MARVIN] I said she could plan the party Call me crazy It's unfortunate that when she asked me- Could she? I was choking [TRINA] I'm inept where taste is concerned [MENDEL] I'll accept her choice in husband [MARVIN] I think Jason deserves a day That is perfect I want it perfect Let's make it perfect Don't think of money The pleasure's mine [TRINA] My taste might make my Jason choke At least my taste is not homo-baroque Will my son say it sucks when he tries on his tux? [MARVIN] I like when she talks less… [TRINA] I don't care [MENDEL] Yes, you do [TRINA] Yes I do, I do care That's a serious flaw in my personality [MARVIN] Does the band know [?] Let's not panic Will your husband wear what's appropriate Or must we [?] him? [MENDEL] I can see hasn't improved He's the same obnoxious a**hole I first met [TRINA] What'd'you mean? [MENDEL] I said what I meant Perfect I said it perfect He's still an a**hole I said it perfect Now let's go home [MARVIN, in an exaggerated accent ] Perfect Perfect Perfect, perfect Bar Mitzvah Perfect Perfect Perfect, perfect Bar- [CHARLOTTE] Look, look, look: It's a lesbian from next door [CORDELIA] Followed by her lover who's a lesbian from next door, too [JASON] Will Whizzer be there? I know you have not spoken for a long time But, Dad He was the best friend that I ever had [LESBIANS] Taste it It's good [CHARLOTTE] It's very good [CORDELIA] Taste it You won't be disappointed [CHARLOTTE] Even though I love the cook It tastes like good food should [LESBIANS] Taste it It's good [CHARLOTTE] It's good, yeah? [THE LESBIANS] Taste it [CHARLOTTE] That's a doctor's vow Hypocrites and hypocritical [?] [ALL, BUT JASON] Perfect, perfect Perfect, perfect bar mitzvah Perfect bar mitzvah Perfect, perfect Perfect, perfect bar mitzvah Perfect bar mitzvah [JASON] Will Whizzer be there? Please say 'yes' [CHARLOTTE] Will Whizzer be there? Please say 'yes' [LESBIANS & JASON] Will Whizzer be there? Please say 'yes' [MARVIN] Will Whizzer be there? Let me guess Maybe yes Maybe so I don't know [ADULTS, except MARVIN] Is the party in the right place? [MARVIN] I don't know [ADULTS, except MARVIN] What a party [MARVIN] I don't know [ADULTS, except MARVIN] It's amazing how indispensable [MARVIN] I- [MENDEL] I- [TRINA] I- [ALL] I am to this party [MENDEL & TRINA] Yes, our son's bar mitzvah is soon [MARVIN] Rest assured that I am paying [ALL] And we want that everything is perfect We want it perfect Let's make it perfect [MARVIN] I'll spend the money the son is mine [ALL BUT JASON AND MARVIN] Perfect We want it perfect [MARVIN] The son is mine [ALL BUT JASON AND MARVIN] Perfect We'll make it perfect [MARVIN] The son is mine The son is mine The son is mine [ALL BUT JASON] It must be perfect Perfect Perfect Perfect