Best Friend

Lyrics

[Intro] Hey, ho' i i oh-ee-oh Hey' ho' i i oh-ee-oh Hey, ho, i i oh-ee-oh Hey' ho, i i oh-ee-oh [Verse 1: Violent J] Ay, ay Well it's been like fifty years But we've been down since the beginnin' (Day one!) Backyard wrestling' he was the best Yet would always let me pin him (I won!) Hard as fuck exterior To protect that warm heart in him He's my friend (I love you!) My best friend (Yeah! Yeah!) My best friend How the fuck did we suddenly Become all old and corny? (What happened?) Explain to me why now we're seen As creepy when we horny (Ol' fool!) I could never cope or still hope To open my eyes up in the mornin' Without my friend (I love you, dog) My best friend (Much love, homie) My best friend Can't tell my girl this. Ain't no way She'd fuckin' crucify me (You did what?!) Can't tell my brother that, or my mother 'Less I want them to despise me (Are you fuckin' dumb?) Just one don't judge me and always loves me And he never denies me He's my friend (That's cool, man; we all fuck up) My best friend (Who gives a fuck, man?) My best friend [Chorus] You are my flashlight when the storm blew out the power You are the sweetness when that other shit's sour You are the much-needed dawn after a horrifying night You are my very, very best friend, my very best friend, yeah Hey, ho, I-I-oh-ee-oh Hey! [Verse 2: Violent J & Shaggy 2 Dope] Shit, she could look like Janet Jackson In her prime and work me nightly (Pleasure Principle, huh) She could cook better than that TV chef They say looks just like me (Fuck that fool!) But if that bitch thinks I'ma sell out My homeboy, that bitch can bite me I love my friend (Fuck you, bitch!) Down for my best friend Yeah, yeah, right (That's my boy, ho. Fuck on!) That's my dog, right there for me, no punk Ready for whatever life is spare in yo' trunk Never care if you drunk or what you wearin' all month Ready to spare a few bucks, the fresh air when you stunk He the (Flush!) to my full of shit The (Duck!) when I don't notice it The (Ching!) when I owe this shit The (Correct!) when I don't know this shit She wanna fuck. I need a rubber (Take mine, bro!) Just ran your Bentley into a dumpster (Oh, that's fine, yo) Well, if Death came and snatched up my ass My kids would have a new dad (Yo!) And if that pissed the Devil off Tell him "Blow me, bitch. It's too bad" And I'd be there for his kids as well (For life!) But y'all already knew that He's my friend (I got you, homie!) He's my best friend, yeah (For all of time, I got you! Yeah!) [Chorus] You are my flashlight when the storm blew out the power You are the sweetness when that other shit's sour You are the much-needed dawn after a horrifying night You are my very, very best friend, my very best friend, yeah Hey, ho, I-I-oh-ee-oh Hey, ho, I-I-oh-ee-oh Hey, ho, I-I-oh-ee-oh Hey, ho, I-I-oh-ee-oh [Verse 3: Violent J] Okay, your wife fuck you and your family's Already born to the situation (Time and chance) Only them true-to-life real friends Have chose that occupation (Yeah, 'cause I love you, bro) Yeah, and they love you and chose you for you Without no other explanation Like my friend (I got no reason to be with you) My best friend (Except that I love you for you, dog) Now see, she could suck the meanest wang From here to Transylvania (Ahh) And she could buy me whips and exotic trips Shit, front row Wrestlemania (Woo!) And if that bitch thinks I would ever sell out my boy She insane yet 'Cause he's my friend (Bitch, you must be trippin'!) My fuckin' best friend (Ha ha ha!) My for real best friend, yeah [Chorus] You are my flashlight when the storm blew out the power You are the sweetness when that other shit's sour You are the much-needed dawn after a horrifying night You are my very, very best friend, my very best friend Yeah, yeah, yeah [Outro] (Hey, ho, I-I-oh-ee-oh) You are my flashlight when the storm blew out the power (Hey, ho, I-I-oh-ee-oh) You are the sweetness when that other shit's sour (Hey, ho, I-I-oh-ee-oh) You are the much-needed dome after a horrifying night (Hey, ho, I-I-oh-ee-oh) You are my very, very best friend, my very best friend Yeah, yeah, yeah (Hey, ho, I-I-oh-ee-oh) You are my flashlight when the storm blew out the power (Hey, ho, I-I-oh-ee-oh) You are the sweetness when that other shit's sour (Hey, ho, I-I-oh-ee-oh) You are the much-needed dome after a horrifying night (Hey, ho, I-I-oh-ee-oh) You are my very, very best friend, my very best friend Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Brother!