Please Don’t Hate Me (Original Mix)

Lyrics

[Intro] Brrr! Brrr! Brrr! Brrr! Brrr! Brrr! Brrr! Hello? [Verse 1] What up, dog? What you been up to? Oh yeah, well that's cool, check it out Me and you, we been down for a while, right We been here and there, we been pretty tight (Yeah?) Something happened last night that you might get upset about But hear me out (Please?) I didn't mean nothin' by it, I'ma make this quick: I gave your mama this dick (Pow!) I don't even know how it happened I just know my nuts and her itch were slappin' (Heheheh) We was fuckin' on the TV stand She was scratching my back with them Palmolive hands (Ooh) Me and her played bingo (Bingo!) She told me all about how she used to love John and Ringo Then, one thing led to another Next think you know, I'm ass-fuckin' your mother [Chorus] Please don't hate me, but I've been fuckin' your mom dukes lately Please don't hate me, but I've been fuckin' your mom dukes lately Please don't hate me, but I've been fuckin' your mom dukes lately Please don't hate me, but I've been fuckin' your mom dukes lately [Verse 2] Your mom sucks dick like a toothless prostitute, perfectly The way she was workin' me I didn't think about how you was my bud When she spread my butt cheeks and went for the Milk Dud (Ooh) And then she broke out with your daddy's gin (Uh oh!) And then I fucked her with a bowling pin She's freaky (Yeah) Her nipples look like peanuts Your mama's one of my favorite sluts (Straight up) She likes lickin' up the back of my balls I was sportin' her panties and she wore my drawers She calls me her fat teddy bear And she likes it when I do the worm in my underwear (Heheh) I admit, I like spankin' her butt *Spank* I used your sock, though, to catch my nut Don't worry; I put it back, I knew I better That's why your toes been stickin' together (Hahahahaha) [Chorus] Please don't hate me, but I've been fuckin' your mom dukes lately Please don't hate me, but I've been fuckin' your mom dukes lately Please don't hate me, but I've been fuckin' your mom dukes lately Please don't hate me, but I've been fuckin' your mom dukes lately [Bridge] Please don't hate me, you should have a glass of Haterade Please don't hate me, don't hate the player, player hater, hate the game Please don't hate me, hey, they could call you the Termihater Please don't hate me, if this was a swamp, you'd be a' allig-hater [Verse 3] Your mom's ass looks like oatmeal It's all bumpy and grainy, I like the feel (Heh) And I ain't trying to diss her, either (Nope) I'm only sayin' that I wish she would trim her beaver some Every hair is like a foot long She looks like a werewolf wearin' a thong sometimes It's all right with me, though (Sure!) I don't care, as long as I can still find the pee hole And I hope you and me are cool I'm spendin' the night so she can drive me to school tomorrow And we plan on fuckin' again (Yeah, yeah!) Alright, I'll talk to you later, Eminem (Peace!) [Chorus] Please don't hate me, but I've been fuckin' your mom dukes lately Please don't hate me, but I've been fuckin' your mom dukes lately Please don't hate me, but I've been fuckin' your mom dukes lately Please don't hate me, but I've been fuckin' your mom dukes lately Please don't hate me, but I've been fuckin' your mom dukes lately Please don't hate me, but I've been fuckin' your mom dukes lately Please don't hate me, but I've been fuckin' your mom dukes lately Please don't hate me, but I've been fuckin' your mom dukes lately