Long Hair Queer

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Well, I asked her about him, that long hair and those curls She said he's just a nice guy, likes to hang out with the girls Well, I didn't think twice about him, I just figured him for gay Well, I sure had him pegged right wrong, 'cause he stole my girl away Well, I told her I don't give a damn Bon Jovi's finally here I'm not about to miss the Laker game to see that long haired queer But you go on ahead, why don't you take that little freak? That was my first mistake, she didn't come back for a week [Chorus] He's a long hair havin', back stabbin' Lyin', cheatin', dirty little freakin' Get along-with-the-girl-lookin' fool Well, that silly little sneak I'd like to give him a beatin' Left me standin' her like a fool, yeah [Verse 2] She took me to a party where she said there'd be a few kegs More like wine cooler drinkin' make-up sportin' Bauhaus stickers with legs "Have you heard Gene Loves Jezebel?" I said, "Ask me if I care All I know is Joni Loves Chachi," then I hit him with my chair [Chorus] He's a long hair havin', back stabbin' Lyin', cheatin', dirty little freakin' Get along-with-the-girl-lookin' fool Well, that silly little sneak I'd like to give him a beatin' Left me standin' her like a fool [Verse 3] So if your honey fancies hippies, well, here's all you need to know Stay clear of L.A. Guns 'n Roses, take her to a Vandals show Our suicidal bros will bum her out 'till she just can't hang Then you can party with a skinhead fox with tiny little bangs [Chorus] He's a long hair havin', back stabbin' Lyin', cheatin', dirty little freakin' Get along-with-the-girl-lookin' fool That silly little sneak I'd like to give him a beatin' Left me standin' her like a fool, yeah [Chorus] He's a long hair havin', back stabbin' Lyin', cheatin', dirty little freakin' Get along-with-the-girl-lookin' fool Well, that silly little sneak I'd like to give him a beatin' Left me standin' her like a fool, yeah [Chorus] He's a long hair havin', back stabbin' Lyin', cheatin', dirty little freakin' Get along-with-the-girl-lookin' fool Well, that silly little sneak I'd like to give him a beatin' Left me standin' her like a fool, yeah [Chorus] He's a long hair havin', back stabbin' Lyin', cheatin', dirty little freakin' Get along-with-the-girl-lookin' fool I feel like yankin' out his curls For hangin' out with girls Left me standin' here like a fool, yeah