Clowns Are Experts (At Making Us Laugh)

Lyrics

[Chorus] Clowns are neato, clowns are fun Clowns are loved by everyone Cops and commies, even fags Everybody loves a gag [Chorus] Clowns are neato, clowns are fun Clowns are loved by everyone Cops and commies, even fags Everybody loves a gag [Verse 1] Well, clowns everywhere are freakin' out In parades they scream and shout They're sad as hell, they're singin' the blues 'Cause no one laughs at their great big shoes [Chorus] Well, clowns are neato, clowns are fun Clowns are loved by everyone Cops and commies, even fags Everybody loves a gag [Verse 2] Well, here's some clowns we really love Bozo, Scoopy, Rusty Nails And here's a clown I really hate - Ronald McDonald You see, he's only in it for the burgers, and that's not very funny [Verse 3] Well, I saw a clown in the mall today My brother cried and he ran away They get no respect, aren't served in bars No matter how many friends they can fit in their cars [Chorus] Clowns are neato, clowns are fun Clowns are loved by everyone Cops and commies, even fags Everybody loves a gag [Bridge] Well, the other day seventeen of my friends and me Were drivin' around in the Clownmobile towing the ferris wheel in the back And this cop pulls me over, he says "Where you going, Bozo?" I said "I ain't Bozo, I sure wish I was, though, that man's a freakin' genius" [Verse 4] Clowns are forced to take jobs across the nation Below the level of their education It's hard as hell to make ends meet With your painted face and gigantic feet [Chorus] Well, clowns are neato, clowns are fun Clowns are loved by everyone Cops and commies, even fags Everybody loves a gag [Bridge] I was sittin' in a bar having a drink and this clown walks in And he walks up to the bartender and he says "Bartender, give me a tree fort" Bartender looks at him and says "Well, what's in a tree fort?" Clown says, "Playboy books and cigars" [Chorus] Clowns are neato, clowns are fun Clowns are loved by everyone Cops and commies, even fags Everybody loves a gag [Chorus] Clowns are neato, clowns are fun Clowns are loved by everyone Cops and commies, even fags Everybody loves a gag [Outro] Second verse, same as the first Acapulco version, ten times worse Clowns are neato, clowns are fun Clowns are loved by everyone Cops and commies, even fags Everybody loves a gag