I’ve Got an Ape Drape

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Make it like that famous country singer Or that guy I saw last night on Jerry Springer Clean me up but let me keep my edge In the day I like to keep it dignified But at night, you know I got another side And I don't give a damn, 'cause I am what I am Even if it's really, really bad [Chorus] I've got an ape drape, yes, I do They're givin' them to anyone and that means you You can drive to Riverside and get one too And then you'll have an ape drape like I do [Verse 2] Go ahead and buzz around the ears I've been growing that one braid back there for years I've had it since the first time I saw Queensrÿche The front may conform to society But the back says I have personality Even if it's really, really, even if it's really, really bad [Chorus] I've got an ape drape, yes, I do They're givin' them to anyone and that means you You can drive to Riverside and get one too And then you'll have an ape drape like I do [Bridge] Make it short in front and long in back Make it short in front and long in back Make it short in front and long in back Make it short in front and long in back Make it short in front and long in back Make it short in front and long in back Make it short in front and long in back Make it short in front and long in back Make it short in front and long in back Make it short in front and long in back [Chorus] I've got an ape drape, yes, I do They're givin' them to anyone and that means you You can drive to Riverside and get one too And then you'll have an ape drape like I do [Verse 3] If the top's not short enough that it stands up I could be thrown out of the Bad Boy Club But don't you lay a finger on my ponytail Now fix my kid so he looks just like me Some matching crazy pants are all we need Some may call it child abuse, I just call it bonding with your dad [Chorus] I've got an ape drape, yes, I do They're givin' them to anyone and that means you You can drive to Riverside and get one too And then you'll have an ape drape like I do [Outro] I've got a Norco Neck Warmer, yes, I do They're givin' them to anyone and that means you You can drive to Norco and get one too You'll have a Norco neck-warmer like I do I've got hockey hair, yes, I do They're givin' them to anyone and that means you You can drive to Canada and get one too And then you'll have hockey hair like I do I've got achy-breaky hair, yes, I do They're givin' them to anyone and that means you You can drive to Nashville and get one too You'll have achy-breaky hair like I do I've got a mullet, yes, I do They're givin' them to anyone and that means you You can drive to Hoboken and get one too And then you'll have a mullet like I do I've got forbidden hair, yes, I do They're givin' them to anyone and that means you You can drive to Europe and get one too And then you'll have forbidden hair like I do I've got a shong, yes, I do They're givin' them to anyone and that means you You can drive to Florida and get one too And then you'll have a shong like I do You'll have Josh Freese hair like I do