We Need Love

Lyrics

[Intro] Hey, what a great day for a swim Yeah Why are you wearing a shirt? Too many hickeys on my neck Oh. The girl I was with last night scratched my back So you've also been having sex Yeah [Chorus] We need love, not meaningless sex You've got a round butt? We're not impressed So many girls wanna get in our pants But we're not whores. We need romance [Verse 1] Hey girl (Girl), you look good (Good) I want you to know that I would - do you Frequently. Like riding my hog, it's nothing to me You're wearing a bra, but soon you won't Call me the magic man: now you see it, now you don't When it comes to foreplay, I can take for hours Say "Do I make you horny, baby?" - Austin Powers My ocean's got motion, but also girth; The closest thing you'll feel to giving birth I'm a butt man And I like boobs Put them together, and we like you I don't care that you're overweight I see your soul, and you look great We love all colors, shapes, and sizes Except Steve's new girlfriend, who's a fucking slut! [Chorus] We need love, not meaningless sex You've got a round butt? We're not impressed Just two Don Juans looking for amour; It could be you if you're not a whore [Verse 2] I'm Guy #1, I'll massage your back Or if you prefer, I'll squeeze your rack If it's your time of the month, I'll call it a night I'm Guy #2, I don't run red lights If I was with you, I'd need at least 10 rubbers Your poon-tang stank, I don't need another lover I wear condoms too, but when they break, it's bad Take you to the clinic, I can't be no dad [Interlude] 'Cause we're the freaks of the industry You a freak, Guy 1? Oh you got that, G. What about you, Guy 2? Yes. Me. Too [Verse 3] I always get consent before I screw I'm not a guy who's gonna rape you Champagne, waterbed, satin covers; There you have it - another satisfied lover There you have it - another satisfied lover There you have it - another satisfied lover There you have it - another satisfied lover There you have it - another satisfied lover [Chorus] We need love, not meaningless sex You got a round butt? We're not impressed We're two Casanovas, not pieces of meat But pull down our pants, you'll like what you see