3-Way (The Golden Rule)

Lyrics

[Intro: Andy Samberg, Justin Timberlake, & Both] Back in that ass Yeah Your mom says hi, jinx! [Bridge: Andy Samberg & Justin Timberlake] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, no A-y-y-yeah, a-y-y-yeah A-y-y-yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Jam! [Verse 1: Andy Samberg, Justin Timberlake, & Both] Summertime in the city And everybody's having sex You know, I just got a page from a girl That I met last week at the Payless (ShoeSource) I also have a cutie to call Who loves the way I knock on her boots Well, it's time to mack, let's handle that In two to six hours, we'll meet back and regroup Now, let's shoop Roll up to her crib with some Bartles and James Hop off the bus with the Alizé Now hold up, playa, what you diggity-doin' here? I should diggity-ask you the same Then she sang [Verse 2: Lady Gaga, Andy Samberg & Justin Timberlake] Hey, boys, I want you both I hope that you think that's cool (Say word?) I know most guys won't freak together But she forgot about the golden rule Ah-ah-ah! [Chorus: Andy Samberg & Justin Timberlake] It's okay when it's in a 3-way It's not gay when it's in a 3-way With a honey in the middle, there's some leeway The area's grey in a 1-2-3-way [Verse 3: Andy Samberg, Justin Timberlake, Lady Gaga, Andy & Justin, & (All)] Normally, I don't get down with dudes But tonight is a special exception (Great!) See, you're my best friend through thick and thin (Now it's time to make a triple connection) Lights off! [Verse 4: Andy Samberg, Justin Timberlake, Lady Gaga, & Andy & Justin] Here in the dark (Here in the dark) It's hard to tell (So hard to tell) Where her body ends (La la) And my homie's begins (Ooh-wee) This rule dates back (The golden rule) To Ancient Greece (Talking about Caesar) We're two Jack Trippers and a Chrissy The new Three's Company! [Chorus: Andy Samberg & Justin Timberlake & Lady Gaga] It's okay when it's in a 3-way It's not gay when it's in a 3-way With a honey in the middle there's some leeway The area's grey in a 1-2-3-way [Bridge: Andy Samberg, Justin Timberlake, & Lady Gaga] Fellas, get ready To impress a chick: helicopter dick, go! Helicopter dick (Uh!), helicopter dick (Alright!) To impress a chick, do the helicopter dick (Wow!) [Chorus: Andy Samberg, Justin Timberlake, & Lady Gaga] And all of that was okay, 'cause it was in a 3-way It's quite clear when you see the instant replay Maybe two is enough, that's what they'll say But we'll say "Hell no," 1-2-3 way [Outro: All & Andy Samberg] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah The Golden Rule