Motherlover

Lyrics

[Intro: Andy Samberg, Justin Timberlake, Andy Samberg & Justin Timberlake] Oh, dang What is it, dawg? I forgot it's Mother's Day Didn't get a gift for her? Other plans got in the way She'll be so disappointed Damn, I forgot it, too This could have been avoided What the hell are we gonna do? [Verse 1: Andy Samberg, Justin Timberlake, Andy Samberg & Justin Timberlake] My mom's been so alone Ever since my daddy left (Cold) No one to hold her tight Life has put her to the test I know just what you mean My mom's been so sad and gray (Word) My dad can't satisfy her In the bedroom ever since he passed away Hold up You thinkin' what I'm thinkin'? I'm thinkin' I think it too Slow up What time is it, dawg? It's time for a switcharoo We both love our moms Women with grown women needs I say we break 'em off Show 'em how much they really mean [Chorus: Andy Samberg & Justin Timberlake, Justin Timberlake] 'Cause I'm a Motherlover You're a Motherlover We should fuck each other's mothers Fuck each other's moms I'll push in that lady, where you came out as a baby Ain't no doubt this shit is crazy Fucking each other's moms [Post-Chorus: Andy Samberg & Justin Timberlake] 'Cause every Mother's Day needs a Mother's Night If doing it is wrong, I don't wanna be right I'm callin' on you 'cause I can't do it myself To me, you're like a brother, so be my mother lover [Verse 2: Andy Samberg, Justin Timberlake, Andy Samberg & Justin Timberlake] I'll be layin' in the cot waitin' for your mom Clutchin' on this lube and roses I got my digital camera I'ma make your momma do a million poses They will be so surprised We are so cool and thoughtful Can't wait to pork your mom I'ma be the syrup, she can be my waffle Sho' Nuff My momma loves bubble bath with chamomile Straight up Give it to my mom d-d-d-d-d-d-doggy style (Yeah) This is the perfect plan For a perfect Mother's Day They'll have to rename this one All up under the covers day [Chorus: Andy Samberg & Justin Timberlake, Justin Timberlake] 'Cause I'm a Motherlover You're a Motherlover We should fuck each other's mothers Fuck each others moms I'll push in that lady, where you came out as a baby Ain't no doubt that shit is crazy Fucking each other's moms [Bridge: Andy Samberg, Justin Timberlake] Break it down It would be my honor to be your new step-father It would be my honor to be your new step-father And while you're in my mother Make me another brother (Jam) And while I'm in your mother I'll never use a rubber (Oh!) [Post-Chorus: Andy Samberg & Justin Timberlake] 'Cause every Mother's Day needs a Mother's Night (Yeah) If doing it is wrong, I don't wanna be right (Doing it) I'm callin' on you 'cause I can't do it myself To me, you're like a brother, so be my mother lover They blessed us both with the gift of life (Oh-ho) She brought you in this world so I'ma sex her right This is the second best idea that we've ever had (Uh-huh) The choice can be no other Be my mother lover [Outro: Andy Samberg] Happy Mother's Day