We Like Sportz

Lyrics

[Intro: Jorma and Akiva] Hello? Hi, do you want to go to a party with me? No - the game's on Oh, I almost forgot, I'll be right there [Chorus: Jorma and Akiva] We like sports and we don't care who knows From shooting hoops, to the Super Bowl We like sports and we don't care who knows Football, football, football, tennis, hockey, golf [Verse 1: Jorma and Akiva] The game is starting, everyone is here I got my snacks, my friends, and a beer Just two normal guys hanging out having fun Right guy number two? Yeah, guy number one E to the S to the P to the N Is all I watch 'cause I'm the man If my team loses I'll be mean all night If you tell me to relax we'll get in a fight Watching sports with girls is a pain They don't know the rules, there's no time to explain Single, double, triple, homerun For the celebration, I'll shoot my gun I like my friend, he's a real guy's guy He's not a loudmouth like that cunthole Steve [Chorus: Jorma and Akiva] We like sports and we don't care who knows From Wimbledon to the Astrodome We like sports and we don't care who knows Football, football, football, tennis, hockey, golf [Bridge: Jorma and Akiva] Now when I say "Sports", you say "Nuts" Sports, nuts, sports, nuts When I say "Cheating", you say "Sucks" Cheating, sucks, cheating, sucks [Verse 2: Jorma and Akiva] I drink whiskey 'cause I like the taste You think it's bitter but I think it's great I also drink whiskey and we smoke cigars Don't believe me? Smell our cars We're real men and we like sports If you say we're not then we'll see you in court I'm team captain and I choose you I'm the other team captain and I choose you too We steal the ball and we're off to the races Then scare the other team with our mad dog faces Like what, what, what, what, what, what What, what, what, what, what, what [Chorus: Jorma and Akiva] We like sports and we don't care who knows From the pre-game jokes to the wrap-up show We like sports and we don't care who knows Football, football, football, tennis, hockey, golf [Outro: Jorma and Akiva] Throw me the baseball Now toss me the pigskin Now feed me the rock Now give me the rock