Threw It On the Ground

Lyrics

[Verse 1] I was walking through the city streets And a man walks up to me and hands me the latest energy drink "Run faster, jump higher" Man, I'm not gonna let you poison me [Chorus] I threw it on the ground You must think I'm a joke I ain't gonna be part of your system, man Pump that garbage in another man's veins [Verse 2] I go to my favorite hotdog stand And the dude says, "You come here all the time, here's one for free" I said "Man, what I look like? A charity case?" [Chorus] I took it and threw it on the ground I don't need your handouts I'm an adult, please You can't buy me, hot dog man [Verse 3: Andy Samberg] At the farmers' market with my so-called "girlfriend" She hands me her cell phone—says it's my dad Man, this ain't my dad This is a cell phone [Chorus] I threw it on the ground What you think, I'm stupid? I'm not a part of your system My dad's not a phone Duh [Verse 4] Some poser hands me cake at a birthday party What you want me to do with this? Eat it? [Chorus] Happy birthday to the ground I threw the rest of the cake too Welcome to the real world, jackass [Bridge] So many things to throw on the ground Like this, and this, and that, and even this I'm an adult [Verse 5] Two Hollywood phonies try to give me their autograph [Chorus] Ground Nobody wants your autograph Phonies [Verse 6] Then the two phonies got up Turned out they had a taser And they tased me in the butthole I fell to the ground, the phonies didn't let up Tasin' on my butthole over and over I was screaming and squirming My butthole was on fire [Outro] The moral of the story is You can't trust the system Man