The 100th Digital Short

Lyrics

[Skit: Andy Samberg, Jorma Taccone, Justin Bieber] Hi. We're the guys who make the SNL Digital Shorts. I'm Andy I'm Jorma And I'm Justin Bieber! (Akiva!) Gesundheit Tonight we're celebrating our 100th short. So come with us, won't you? [Verse 1: Andy Samberg, with Jorma Taccone & Justin Bieber] Congratulations! To us, to us Truly a major milestone (Haha) A celebration! (Yes!) Of us, of us So here's what we're going to do Gonna shake off the cobwebs and limber up And stretch it out and do plenty of Pilates 'Cause tonight, tonight we're gonna suck our own dicks [Interlude: Justin Bieber, Andy Samberg, Jorma Taccone] Wait, what? What? That's disgusting! No, it's not Hey, look, it's Shy Ronnie and Reba! [Verse 2: Kenan Thompson, Andy Samberg] It's a celebration and we're going to party Y'know we getting naughty Take it Shy Ronnie (Mumbling) I'm a dude Ronnie, bitch, and I'll rip you ass open! [Verse 3: Andy Samberg & Jorma Taccone, Justin Bieber, all three, Kenan Thompson] We've done the creep and punched people before eating We've done things in our pants that don't bear repeating(No) Tonight, they're gonna suck their own dicks I'm Reba! [Interlude: Andy Samberg, Justin Bieber] Excuse I! What is happening? [Verse 4: Julian Casablancas, Andy Samberg] So shoot your laser cats and let your boombox pound Raise up our glasses and Throw it on the ground! Alcohol is poison, man! Take it, Mahmoud [Verse 5: Andy Samberg] Huh, yeah Body Fuzion lady [Verse 6: Justin Timberlake, Andy Samberg, both] It ain't over We put our junk in so many places (Like where) Each other's mothers and these floral vases (On sale) And now they're takin' them out of their boxes (Yeah) And puttin' them all up into our Faces (Let's go) Dear Sister ate Lettuce in a Japanese Office Had a Cherry Battle and stumbling like bosses Peyton and Horsen, they happen every Saturday Pee-wee hit Anderson, just ask Natalie [Verse 7: Natalie Portman, Justin Timberlake with Andy Samberg] Yeah I had a baby (What!) But I'm still crazy (Uh!) Show my ass respect But I make that fucking gravy (Peace!) Jonah kissed a dad And Gaga was golden (Tender-roni) Ridin' on a boat with my man Michael Bolton [Verse 8: Michael Bolton, Jon Hamm, Usher] Jack Sparrow (Sergio) Tortuga Hey, I've never been in a digital shorts But these white boys are obsessed with their dicks [Verse 9: Justin Bieber, Will Ferrell] Well, I was tricked into doing this I don't endorse this song No no no no no no Yes yes yes I do endorse this song My name is Will Ferrell and I'm sucking my own dong Cheerleaders, Harry Caray, Jeopardy I pleasure myself Congratulations to me [Skit: Andy Samberg, Will Ferrell] Hey, come on man, this is our thing Three Best Of's count 'em bitch Get out of here Fine! I'll go by my own choice (Take us home now) [Chorus: All, Justin Timberlake & Natalie Portman] One-hundred digital shorts (Not-not-not ninety-nine!) It was obvious it'd build into this (Hell yeah!) And all of them were written by Lorne (Lorne Michaels) So tonight we're sucking our own dicks [Outro: Andy Samberg & Michael Bolton] One hundred times One fucking hundred times