Sushi Glory Hole

Lyrics

[Intro: Andy Samberg] Sushi Glory Hole, imagine that [Verse 1: Andy Samberg & Akiva Schaffer] Sushi Glory Hole, imagine that Instead of strange dick, you'd be getting a snack High end fish, no doubt Hey, where are you going? [Chorus: Akiva Schaffer, Andy Samberg & Both] Hear us out! Hear us out! Hear us out! Hear us out! Hear us out! Hear us out! Hear us out! Hear us out! Hear us out! Hear us out! Hey! Where are you going? Hear us out! Hear us out! Hear us out! Hear us out! Hear us out! Sushi Glory Hole [Verse 2: Andy Samberg, Akiva Schaffer & Both] Makes too much motherfucking sense not to do it Fish through a hole You know it ain't nothing to it And there is no scenario in which you wouldn't want it So drop to your knees, open widе and get ready for some ricе with fish on it Rice with fish on it Hear us out You got nothing to fear Sushi Glory Hole It's a good idear and it's not weird So hear us out while we tell you What the concept's all about It's sushi being fed through a hole in the wall Where are you going? (Where are you going?) Hear us out! You forgot to eat Now you're out and about But you wanna be discreet Can't be eatin' omakase in the middle of the street No! Then you open the app, S-G-H is all over the map So you head to a club, hit the bathroom stall Find the sushi size hole in The bathroom wall, then make a wish and prepare for Some shockingly high grade fish [Chorus: Andy Samberg, Akiva Schaffer & Both] Where are you going? Come back, come back, come back, come back Come back, come back! Hear us out! Hear us out, hear us out! Hear us out! Hear us out! Hear us out, hear us out! [Bridge: Andy Samberg] You know I'm fooling with yuzu Where you would usually doodoo and If you got fund approval, you're who we're tryin' to get through to [Verse 3: Andy Samberg, Akiva Schaffer & Both] Hey, and no gimmicky rolls Just strictly nigiri coming out of the holes And no substitutions or special requests And no dicks and no sex That's two stalls over So you're gonna wanna make sure you come in sober 'Cause none of them are labeled And full disclosure There's a chance you're gonna get a dick (Dick) But it's worth it 'cause the quality of fish Yeah, the flavor that you gain outweighs the risk [Chorus: Andy Samberg & Akiva Schaffer] Don't leave, don't leave, don't leave, don't leave Where are you going? Come back! Hear us out Don't leave [Verse 4: Andy Samberg & Akiva Schaffer] At a sex club when you need stamina for sex But forgot to eat, back soon Sushi Glory Hole At a sushi restaurant where you don't like the food In the back of the bathroom [Outro] Sushi Glory Hole Sushi Glory Hole Don't leave