Stork Patrol

Lyrics

[Intro: Andy Samberg] Stork patrol, we're patrolling Stork patrol, he's rolling Stork patrol with my storkies Stork patrol [Verse 1: Akiva Schaffer, Andy Samberg, Jorma Taccone & Chester Tam] Yo, what up fine-feathered stork? Peace, you're lovely Hollow legs, long beak, feathers so cuddly Yo I want to step to ya stork but I don't know how Your style's mad intimidating, makes me go wild Get you open like those webbed toes, you know I spread those Scrawny bird legs past the head when I bed those Stanky seed stork steady salty in your seed sack How about this barnacle, bird? you know I need that Your feathers shiny, nasty plumage Let me probe your inner sanctum, I love you doin' it With your storking ass, beautiful Marabou Plenty of birdseed for you, incubators too What up, Mara-bou-bou? Don't I recognize you? National Geographic cover '92 Turn around your backyard I can barely speak Oops, there go my kids all over your beak [Chorus: Jorma Taccome & Akiva Schaffer] Callin' all storks, we're on a stork patrol We have an APB out for three storks heading... Chicks fly the coop when you pull up to them birds She's a beautiful specimen (The stork) A beautiful specimen [Verse 2: Andy Samberg, Jorma Taccone & Akiva Schaffer] Hey yo peep it, I know you love Victoria's Egret Garter belts all in your claws on some freak ish I love you like my wingspan, everything's grand Knock it airborne make you pray to god to bring land Never worry about what your friends say, they're just pelicans Swallowing the minnows of this other species' gentlemen Thirty days, thirty nights on my eggs you sitted 'Cause you've always been committed till the day I was acquitted Lovely, eatin' baby crocodiles and insects Let me be your park ranger and your sanctuary pretect Ooh, I want to ruffle you up, suck on your beak Freak nasty-ish, make you stand on one feet Yo, my eyes are red and my voice is trembling Please don't leave me, stork; these days I need you till the end When the cops came, you held my stash in your beak God damn, nasty freak [Outro: Akiva Schaffer] Alright listen up stork We, human men, have got you surrounded Now come outside and marry one of us