Reba (Two Worlds Collide)

Lyrics

[Intro: Andy Samberg & Kenan Thompson] Oh, it's been a long time coming Two of the world's greatest America's Sweetheart, Reba McEntire Yeah, yeah, how you doin', Andy? We 'bout to take it to the top Hit 'em, Reba [Hook 1: Andy Samberg & Kenan Thompson] Haters in my face Try to keep me down But you know we keep on shining (Here we go!) Two crazy big stars from opposite worlds 'Bout to set this track on fire Yeah, she's the queen of country He's a comedy prince Makin' something out of nothing (Haha) We hooked up in the studio to make this song But as usual, we ended up fucking (No doubt) [Verse 1: Andy Samberg & Kenan Thompson] Flashback to when I first met Reba Sitcom dressing room, puffing on cheeba I said I was a fan, she said "prove it" Dropped her denim skirt and said, "hop to it" Made love all night More like we fucked! Kids banging on the door, trynna interrupt But them autographs can wait Cause this is way too strong I can't leave it alone Because her pussy's the bomb [Hook 2: Andy Samberg & Kenan Thompson] Well my pussy is the bomb and that's a fact But these n-words keep on tripping (Okay) So I stay on my grind and drop these hits Cause I can't go back to stripping (I'm Reba!) You're my undercover freak And you're my best friend, but our families don't approve That's right cause I'm a city boy And I'm a country girl And I'll never leave your sweet balls blue [Verse 2: Andy Samberg & Kenan Thompson] Ay, because a girl like Reba's got just what I need With big, broad shoulders and a red ass weave And a penis Hot damn, she fly All she wanna do is buck me I'm a lucky guy I'm a guy too My friends think I should dump her They say she's a man who found a wig in a dumpster Your friends are smart Naw, Rebs, they're just jealous cause I'm dating a star instead of hanging with the fellas Hanging like my nuts Word up, they're just liars They can't believe that I could pull Reba McEntyre [Hook 3: Andy Samberg & Kenan Thompson] Yeah, ever since I came out my mama's butt I knew I was destined for greatness (Yeah!) I looked in a dumpster and saw a wig And thought, "hey brother, I'm gon' take this" (Tell 'em, Reba) So I put it right on and took a stroll Right over to 30 Rock (SNL) I saw Andy Samberg and he thought I was Reba And I made him suck my dirty cock (Buck, buck) [Outro: Andy Samberg & Kenan Thompson] So there you have it Two worlds collide We the new Bonnie and Clyde (Reba!) From haystacks to Maybachs, our love will survive For Reba, I ride, 'til the day that we die (I'm Reba!)