Diaper Money

Lyrics

[Intro: Akiva Schaffer] Lonely Island We been in it for a minute now This some grown man shit [Chorus: Akiva Schaffer] I got that diaper money I got that diaper money, dude I got that diaper money I'm a grown-ass man [Verse 1: Akiva Schaffer] Ayo, I got that diaper money 'Cause my kids need to shit So I stay on my hustle To keep my pocketbook thick I got papers and papers and papes All for my baby's mistakes Just so my carpets and drapes Don't get shit on 'em [Chorus: Akiva Schaffer] I got that diaper money I got that diaper money, dude I got that diaper money I'm a grown-ass man [Chorus 2: Jorma Taccone] J-Orgus I got that wife pussy I got that wife pussy I got that wife pussy I got that pussy on lock [Verse 2: Jorma Taccone] I got that wife pussy on lock, 24-7 Whenever she lets me, I'm in same-pussy heaven And the best part about it Is no one else can have it And also I can't have it Unless she says I can I see a girl on the street And I can't, so I won't See my wife at home and I would But she hates my guts [Chorus 2: Jorma Taccone] Wife pussy I got that wife pussy I got that wife pussy I got that pussy on lock [Chorus 3: Andy Samberg] Young Sandwich I got that grave plot I got that grave plot I got that grave plot It's right off the highway [Verse 3: Andy Samberg] Wobble-dee-wobble-dee-drop Into my grave plot You afraid of death Well I'm afraid not 'Cause I got the bomb spot Right off the highway I did it my way A very small percent of the time-way I got my coffin picked out Styrofoam painted like wood, tricked out It's even got handles to lower me smooth And my tombstone only has minimal typos [Chorus 3: Andy Samberg] Grave plot I got that grave plot I got that grave plot Right next to my dad [Outro: Akiva, Jorma, Andy & All] I got that diaper money I got that wife pussy I got that grave plot I'm a grown ass man!