Daddy

Lyrics

[Verse 1: Akiva Schaffer] Papa, did you see me hit a homer last night? I lit the stadium on fire, I was Oakland's pride (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) Daddy, did you see me? (Look what I can do, yeah) Daddy, do you hear me crying? (Crying) Daddy, can you see I'm dying? (Dying) Oh, Dad Tell 'em, José [Verse 2: Andy Samberg] Ever since little league, middle school, middle league Always played technically perfect like a symphony Little me got much bigger, faster, stronger, Dad Hit it so long, but you always want it longer, Dad But therapy's for losers Little boy, therapy's for losers [Verse 3: Akiva Schaffer & Andy Samberg] Buy all my steroids in bulk (Costco) Wanna get big as The Hulk (Hogan) Stronger than Wolverine teeth (Logan) Answer to "Where's the beef?" (Slogan) First, I put on my jock Then both of my socks Parachute Hammer pants and my Reeboks Hot tub inside a limousine at Chuck E. Chee' Dad, look at me [Interlude: Reporter, Andy Samberg] José, heard you went on a pretty hot date the other night. Care to tell us about it? Hey, come on. You guys know I don't kiss and tell [Verse 4: Akiva Schaffer, Andy Samberg] Oh, I went on a date with Madonna She said that she wanted Cuban babies She seemed like a smart business lady But I didn't find her physically attractive I went on a date with my mama Took her out for all-you-can-eat shrimp She said she was proud of her baby (That's me) So, I guess we both had a wild week Therapy's for losers, Dad said Therapy's for losers [Outro: Akiva Schaffer, Andy Samberg, Both] Keep your mouth shut No snitchin' About the steroids No snitchin' About the steroids About the steroids About the steroids About the steroids Don't fuck up a good thing while you got it