We Can’t Stop

Lyrics

[Intro] It's my money, gonna spend it on gum It's my career, I can do a shark jump It's my jaw and I can wire it shut I can read Goosebumps They're my favorite books [Verse 1] Dead cats and dirty dishes everywhere Hands in my pants cus I'm itchy there I'm just came to shame my mother Ain't never gonna marry Thor's brother now Tryin' to be a poor man's Gaga (Gaga) Or an albino Rihanna (eh, eh) Now I'm dating a French guy, made outta French fries (Nom, nom, nom, nom, nom) [Pre-Chorus] I look just like Tweety If he was slutty Gonna give my Daddy An achy breaky heart attack (sweet niblets) This is my butt This is my cooch [Chorus] And I won't stop Chewin' my gum Tryin' extra hard to be edgy It's my middle finger to Disney Freaky hand chop Pepto-Bismol This is my musical cry for help Can't buy a clue with all this wealth, no bones [Post-Chorus] It's my booty, I can put it on stuff It's my booty, I can drag it on the rug It's my booty, I can put it on Doug I can put it on a pug or all of the above [Verse 2] I could try be classy but what for? I want to get my face on Mount Slutmore Remember only God can judge ya Unless you're busted, then a judge can judge ya Tryin' to look sexy but it's just sad Is this an American Apparel Ad? I'm not anorexic Just replaced breakfast with crack [Pre-Chorus: Mark Douglas as Billy-Ray Cyrus] Now Miley is asleep Nobody make a peep Ya'll get up on your feet I'm gonna show you a cool dance Everybody clap Take two steps back [Chorus: Mark Douglas as Billy-Ray Cyrus] I'll just latch on To her hit song My wife gave birth to a cash machine Sometimes she lets me be in her movies, cha-ching [Bridge: Mark Douglas as Billy-Ray Cyrus] Get out Daddy or else I'm gonna pound you Don'tcha sass me I can still ground you For gettin' that dumb Sharon Stone hairdo I heard you were dating a French dude [Outro: Mark Douglas as Billy-Ray Cyrus] Where is he? Stop, Daddy! I kill you, bastard! Stop Daddy! Die! He's my boyfriend, I love him! French fry guy I hate you! USA! (Tasty)