Starboy

Lyrics

[Verse 1: Johnny Burgos as The Weeknd] I suffocate my clone with this ziplock He refused to cut off his dreadlocks Whacked him like Pacino then I screamed, "hoo ah!" Now I'll ruin all of his cool stuff Wait, is this a long pink lightsabre? Or am I just really happy to see ya? Let's see what other toys this nerd has got Oh sweet, it's a mask of Chewbacca [Pre-Chorus: Johnny Burgos as The Weeknd] Why does he still have these DVDs? Sharknado 3 and Human Centipede? It's the classic Star Wars trilogy When Greedo got shot first by Han and that was un-PC Now I'm really pissing off the maid Holy Bantha crap, that's my Darth Vader case! These figures aren't worth a lot today Couldn't keep 'em in the package, I had to play [Chorus: Johnny Burgos as The Weeknd] I am Chewbacca I'm playing motherfuckin' Star Wars It's Jabba the Hutt! That's how them Ewoks talk on Endor [Verse 2: Johnny Burgos as The Weeknd & Mark Douglas as Han Solo] Vader killed my only homie, Obi-Wan Then I took a nap inside a dead Tauntaun Solo cut him open and said, I I thought they smelled bad on the outside! Jedi training with my green life coach, Yoda My ship goes in the swamp, R2 says bleep blop I freakin' left the keys in the ignition [Pre-Chorus: Johnny Burgos as The Weeknd & Mark Douglas as Miss Piggy] Can't call triple A because Dagobah has no reception Yoda lectures me annoyingly Sounds like a backwards talking Miss Piggy When 900 years old, you reach, look as good as mwah you will not, Kermie You tried to kill me but I didn't die Call it "return of the dread guy" You cut your dreads without asking me Got sick of having hair like a bonsai tree [Chorus] There can be only one This is actually a clone war I am your father (The Weeknd has joined the dark side) I finally get to have my own toys