Sorry

Lyrics

[Verse 1] This song's the shit, it made grown men admit that they're fans of me (That's pretty good) (Catchy) All of my R's sound like V's for some reason, regrettably (referee) These girls dance so jerky, they look like they're hurting their hips and knees Stole their clothes from "The Fresh Prince of Bel Air" (You did not just take my clothes!) I'm running late, so these skanky, young ladies will twerk for you (Who you calling skanky?) Did I just say "skanky"? I meant to say "swanky and super cute" (That's better) Why are they dancing like they all need to use the ladies' room? Buzz me up, I'm downstairs in the lobby (What? You're breaking up) (We can't hear you, byee!) [Pre-Chorus] It's not like me to be this tardy Now I'm gonna miss the butt-slapping party (I can hear it) I wonder why they're dancing so wobbly Oh, I bet it's because I gave them all crabs They're trying to shake them out of their pants [Chorus] Ooh, wee, ooh, wee, ooh Ooh, wee, ooh, wee, itchy Pinchy, pinchy, pinch Pinchy, pinchy, pinchy Yeah, I know I gave you all STDs But can we keep this between us, please? [Verse 2] Those girls got mad and knocked me on the head and left me for dead I'm buried alive while they're in my spotlight doing the stanky leg (stank, stank) Argo, Yugo, Yugo was a cheap car, Argo was a film (what?) I'm losing air, what I said there was utter nonsense (oh) [Pre-Chorus] I just remember I know karate (focus, Bieber-san) I'll do the coffin punch that you taught me (Choppy, chop, chop, choppy, chop) Good thing I have so many hobbies Now the coffin's cracking, I'm almost out I think a worm just fell in my mouth [Bridge] You beat me up like I was paparazzi (what is he?) (OMG, he's a Bieber zombie!) (Shoot him in the head!) (He's dead but he's still kind of a hottie) Just one thing before you blow my brains out Is it too late to say "sorry" now? [Chorus] (Umm, I guess not), then I'm sorry (Oh, that's makes everything better) (Zombies are hot) (He can bite me) I can score with dancers, models and milfs Even when I'm covered in filth (We love you Zombieber) (Bieber, zombie, Bieber)