“Set Fire To My Farts!” - Set Fire To The Rain Parody

Lyrics

[Verse: Anastasia Douglas] You let it float, your fart And as it loomed, you chose to claim it It was gross, but it was honest You put it in a jar, and you saved it I laughed so hard, that a fart squeaked through my cheeks I was so mortified, but then I also felt relieved [Pre Chorus: Anastasia Douglas] Now there's a side of me that will never close, never close When I walk in rooms, everyone has to hold their nose Ever since you left, I forgot how to hold them in [Chorus: Anastasia Douglas] Now I said fire to my farts! Now I'm crude and it's all your fault I think it's plain to see that you knocked all the wind out of me, of me! I set fire to my farts! And I burned up the under garments [Outro: Anastasia Douglas, Rachel McPhee as Adele] Now I'm ashamed, up in flames And I'm going to fart in your face, your face! Never Forget!