Off The Floor

Lyrics

[Intro: Todd Womack as Pitbull & Anastasia Douglas as Jennifer Lopez] J-Lo! My name ain't on the list, come down and tell 'em I'm wit you It's a new infestation This is Wow Wow Wubbzy Of bridge and tunnel people Get off the floor, drunky Lay on your side, dummy Let me introduce you to the skanks and douche bags in the soul-destroying line at the club [Verse 1: Todd Womack as Pitbull] I'm confused (-fused) And I don't really know when I get of the train which exit to use (to use) Drives me insane, they all look the same, which one do I choose (choose)? My GPS is a big ol' mess and ruined my shoes (shoes) I tripped and fell on my ass and all the children laughed, now I got a big bruise (bruise) What the hell did I do to deserve this abuse? Damn Ple-ple-ple-please check the list again I gotta go meet my friend, Dolly [Verse 2: Anastasia Douglas as Jennifer Lopez, Todd Womack as Pitbull & Both] If you ain't fabulous you will be ignored When dancing be aware of people with sores I think we need a clean up in aisle four Point and laugh at the poor They can't get in the door Pits stink when the creeps put their drinks up Leave your dignity and shame at the door Squeeze your size ten butt into a size four So many tools here, it's like a hardware store The roofies, the guidos, dancin' like they're spastic The stinky cheap cologne, the sexual harassment (Dali) [Chorus: Anastasia Douglas as Jennifer Lopez & Todd Womack as Pitbull] Piss your cash away on twenty-dollar cosmos at the club Pick up the phone, J-Lo, it's Pitbull again, llamame Trust me when I say you'll never bang the shot girl at the club Not if I don't get inside I won't (Dalai) I've got such a big butt that when I dance it hits the floor Yo, true dat, I can hear that badonk-a-donk from outside Bla ba bla bla, I don't feel like singing lyrics anymore Bla ba bla bla [Verse 3: Todd Womack as Pitbull] This shit is whack, son, I'm getting pissed I'm about to give this mothertrucker my fist I ain't askin' for permission, son, I insist Ahh dude, you're breakin' my wrist O-wow-o-wow-ow, that hurts Why you gotta go and get blood on my shirt? I ain't never been a fighter, but I am a lover Fine, you win, I'll pay the cover [Chorus: Anastasia Douglas as Jennifer Lopez & Todd Womack as Pitbull] I finally got inside now it's time to the booty slap (This is the last call for alcohol, y'all) (say what?) The night is over, it's time for me to go and take a nap ¿J-Lo Que paso? I'm outside para tres horas en la linea. Esta muy frio alla. ¿Por que me tratas asi J-Lo?