Lyrics

[Verse 1: Anastasia Douglas as Adele] I wrote another song about Me wanker ex cus he's a worthless lout His name is Timothy Matthews He lives on 5 Rubbish Road, flat number 22 [Pre-Chorus: Anastasia Douglas as Adele] Please harass his ass on Facebook till he loses all his marbles If you see him on the street, you should kick him in the yarbles Push him down the stairs and pull him up by his nostrils Did I mention That he has herpes (and warts)? [Chorus: Anastasia Douglas as Adele] I'll never stop talkin' shite about you I wish nothing but arse worms for Tim Matthews If you cross me, you're dead I'll hide under your bed Next time you check the mail You'll find your new girlfriend's head [Interlude: Mark Douglas] Stop right there, Adele Don't sing another bloody word You've lost the plot, haven't you? Two can play at this game Keep playin', you poof [Verse 2: Mark Douglas] Adele's got bipolar disorder She's an angry drunk and a kitten hoarder She left out the verse where she cheated on me With all her roadies and Mr. Bean I always brought you flowers and said bless you when you sneezed You yelled at me in public, burped and farted as you pleased You offered me some lovin' Then you gave me a Dutch oven And you kicked my arse on Christmas [Chorus: Mark Douglas] Every one of your songs is untrue I caught herpes and willy warts from you Children tell me to drop dead They throw milkshakes at me head Even the Queen once said "Fuck you, Adele's boyfriend" [Chorus: Anastasia Douglas as Adele] Nevermind all that stuff about Tim Matthews Instead let's focus on Neal Kent from primary school Cus he used to kick my chair And he put glue in my hair He called me a cabbage head Let's ruin his life instead I don't know why I have such rotten luck with men