Moves Like Grandpa

Lyrics

[Verse 1: Mark Douglas as Adam Levine & Tom Small] These pants are too small They're skin tight, they're squeezing my balls It's a sad sight I used to be thin Now I've got two chins Should have hit the gym I'm getting too old for YouTube They're all gonna lol at my man boobs Come on, Mark, let's go My stomach looks gross We'll fix that in post (Are you really going to?) Oh, hell no [Chorus: Mark Douglas as Adam Levine] Damn, I really let myself go, I ate Too much pizza and nachos Now my man boobs are saggin' C'mon, you guys, stop laughin' At my man boobs [Verse 2: Mark Douglas as Adam Levine & Todd Womack as Adam Levine] Let me have a try, I can do it I sound like the guy, let me prove it My gut's not as big Just hand me that wig And watch my gay jig Impersonating the guy's impression Of the other guy, it's like Inception I'm covered in sweat Just give me a sec Let me catch my breath Ha, not as easy as it looks [Verse 2: Todd Womack as Adam Levine] I am starting to regret this Someone call the paramedics I just threw my back out I really should've stretched out I just fucked my back up [Bridge] Christina sings these random lines I think she applied her make-up twice Used to show her goodies But she ate too many cookies And now she looks like Snooki, GTL I got my second wind [Chorus: Mark Douglas as Adam Levine, Todd Womack as Adam Levine & Both] We are all attentions whores Someone help me off the floor I've got them moves like grandpa I've got them boobs like grandma But we will do anything for laughter Do anything for laughter