Ke$ha: Trying 2 Hard

Lyrics

{Verse 1: Anastasia Douglas as Ke$ha] I'm ridiculous My 15 minutes is almost up I pulled this song out of my butt Hit clubs like Jack Nicklaus Pretendin' I'm bi-curious Cus I think it's hilarious This town's a zit, let's squeeze the pus Don't look at us like we're disgust-ing I'm like Gaga with less grace Can't read my tik tok bla bla face Wake up in tubs but never bathe I just use Febreeze (that's gross) {Chorus: Anastasia Douglas as Ke$ha] I'm barfing up a lung, lung, l-l-l-lung I'm making out with bums, bums, b-b-b-bums I'm partying with nuns, nuns, n-n-n-nuns I'm peein' in your yard I'm trying too hard [Verse 2: Mike Birch as Dad & Anastasia Douglas as Ke$ha] Ke$ha talk to us There's something that we must discuss It's about your lack of cleanliness When you walk you leave cloud of dust Please girl, take a bath and use some soap Now here's a toothbrush and some Scope You don't understand what I'm about Did something die inside your mouth? I sing like a drunk buffoon Then its fixed with autotune Check out my new Ke$ha perfume It smells like sex and shoes (that's gross) [Chorus: Mike Birch as Dad & Anastasia Douglas as Ke$ha] Hey, let go of my arm, arm, a-a-a-arm Hey, that's my chicken parm, p-p-p-parm She's like a St. Bernard, nard, nard, n-n-n-nard She's got a beetle her ear Don't kill my career {Outro: Anastasia Douglas as Ke$ha] Guys, I'm melting