Forget To Remember You

Lyrics

[Verse 1: Tatiana Owens as Shakira] I sing like a goat, the frog in my throat Has lived there for years and he makes me sing this way I set up a bed down by the steps So when I run downstairs, I don't crash and smash my head I really have to pee now, but I can not leave Because I'm waiting for Rihanna Where is that ho? This is our girl's night, I sent her an e-vite To have a slumber party, party, at my house [Chorus: Shakira] Oh-oh-oh-oh, oh, I'm very frío I keep forgetting to put clothes on Rock 'n' roll, guitar solo I had to start a band with no one The evil throat froggy, he put a curse on me Now I must live in this big house alone Hey, Rihanna, where the hell are ya? Don't piss me off or I'll unfriend you [Verse 2: Shakira & *Tatiana Owens as Rihanna*] Sorry I'm late, I was harassed at the gate Your house is a maze, don't know why you need all this space We're smoking in bed, bitchin' bout men Our asses look great, but we can't find a decent mate It really makes me feel bad, got issues with my dad And it makes me date such assholes Oh, not again Let's play a board game like Scattergories And I will make us nachos, nachos, where'd she go? [Chorus: Shakira, Rihanna & Both] Oh, Rihanna, I think I lost ya I took a wrong turn at the bathroom (Make a left!) Hey, Shakira, I cannot hear ya Just stay put, my butt will find your butt Communicate with me with ass telepathy Now we're dry humping the dry wall Why can't I rebound from stupid Chris Brown? You keep forgetting he's an ass clown [Bridge: Shakira & Rihanna] I'd kill, and I'd steal, and I'd cheat on my taxes And French kiss a frog for that boy (Really?) I'd eat a fart sandwich and lie down in traffic He battered you like a Nerf toy I have a solution, a man substitution Have you met my friend, the bullfrog? Just reach down and kiss him, he'll become a prince and He won't treat you like a lap dog [Chorus: Shakira & TRihanna] Oh no, ha, ha-ha, ha, ha Now the evil frog has cursed you What is that noise? That's your new voice And I sound the way I used to sound How do I stop this hell? This vocal prison cell? You have to pass the curse to someone else Well this is goodbye, my hips don't lie You kind of sound like Julie Andrews