Lyrics

Ay y'all, this is the brand new dance that's sweepin' the nation This dance ain't for everybody, just the self-absorbed people It's called the crybaby, goes a little something like this Uh-huh, uh-huh When you've got a crappy show and your ratings are low You do the crybaby, you do the crybaby When your face looks like a ham and you get punched by will.i.am Do the crybaby, you do the crybaby When you say you're on the trail, but you're really gettin' tail Do the crybaby, you do the crybaby When those mothertruckers won't leave Britney Spears alone Do the crybaby, you do the crybaby (Heh-heh) It's always beneficial to cry When you're in the public eye It's so fun to watch celebrities suffer So baby, turn on the cameras and blubber When the ASPCA won't let you give your dogs away You do the crybaby, you do the crybaby When you're thanking the lord for some meaningless award Do the crybaby, you do the crybaby Break it down [Instrumental Break] All right now, ladies? (Yeah?) It's time for me to show you how to do the crybaby dance And don't make me call the wambulance Put your hands on your hips Stick out your bottom lip Rub your eyes, stomp your feet Turn and repeat Put your hands on your hips Stick out your bottom lip Rub your eyes, stamp your feet Turn and repeat Now show your tears to the camera, so everyone can see Just how hard it is to be a rich celebrity I'm sorry, all you crybabies, if I'm being too hard on you 'Cause you know when I'm home and I watch TV alone I sometimes do the crybaby too Like when Frodo leaves the shire and says goodbye to Sam Or that very special Office when Jim married Pam The first time I saw the movie Lost in Translation Or whenever I hear a Morgan Freeman narration When that dude's wife died in the movie Up Or the first time I saw 2 Girls 1 Cup Or that commercial with Sarah McLachlan and the dogs and cats The way they look in the camera? I can't take that I need a minute