Dark Horse

Lyrics

[Intro: Mark Douglas as Juicy J] These lyrics are wack Dark horse means unknown challenger who comes from behind in a competition, yo It don't mean having magical powers or have anything to do with Ancient Egypt Didn't anybody proofread this? Whatever, Juicy J, Katy Perry Let's get paid [Verse 1: Sarah Gregory as Katy Perry & Mark Douglas as The Sphinx] I'm really smart, I know about histories This work of art is a documentary John Mayer is a jerk who lied to me He's not a mayor of anything I am a witchy dark horse You don't understand metaphors Yes, I do! It's what happens when you metamorph I took a course in wordometry [Chorus: Sarah Gregory as Katy Perry & Mark Douglas as The Sphinx] Baby, you could be my locksmith Cus having safe sex is what I'm all about But don't you ever try to milk me I'll chew and spit you out just like a mad cow (Nope!) I'll make you quake and cower Where's she going with this? By using my horsepower (Wrong! F!) I get condoms from a Trojan horse (Can someone explain all the horse expressions to her?) [Verse 2: Mark Douglas as Juicy J] (I can help with that) Unh, a rocking horse, that's for a kid A talking horse, that's Mr. Ed Be careful, stretch after exercise Or you could get a charley horse that cramps up both your thighs Don't put the cart 'fore the horse or You'll do things out of order When you think it's the same but turns out different That's a horse of another color A one-horse town has a small population If you hold your horses in music that is called a retardation Miley's already working with Nelly, Justin got Jay-Z And if Gaga wasn't with R. Kelly, I'd change horses mid-stream You can lead a horse to water but you can't make him drink You can lead a horticulture but you can't make her think [Chorus: Sarah Gregory as Katy Perry & Mark Douglas as The Sphinx] The rest of you can get the eff out I don't even care what a meta is for I think I should end this song now I don't want to flog it like a dead horse Wait! You finally got one right (A! Plus!) My heart of stone is filled with pride (Gold! Star!) I see the light at the end of ... the horse? Yeah, that's close enough