Candy Crush Heavy Metal Saga

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The Key of Awesome & Sean Farber - Rock, Traditional Heavy Metal

Candy Crush Heavy Metal Saga

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[Verse 1] It started out so innocent Just played it on the train And sometimes on the toilet Now all my time's been flushed away So free me from this licorice cage My battery and my wallet are drained Try to get away but the Jelly Jungle beckons me [Bridge] Oh, I love watching it burst Sweet, clear the chocolate first They give you a taste for free Then charge you a fucking fee [Chorus] Candy Crush My brain is mush Candy control Crushing my poor soul [Verse 2] Got stuck on level 65 For two whole fudging weeks I begged my Facebook friends for lives But those old broads unfriended me They've forsaken me (why?) but I'm the one to blame Got no strategy (no!) I'm just swiping away Lost my family and my scrolling thumb's become inflamed [Bridge] Ow, I'll just use a stylus Crap, I think I missed the bus Yeah, I'm calling out sick Yep, I think it's contagious [Chorus] Candy plague Malnourished brains Blood has been spilled On Easter Bunny hills Divine! Delicious! Maligned! Malicious! [Interlude 1 - Spoken] Hey, it's Horrible Alan You may have noticed the bass just dropped out That's because I'm home sick I'll be out indefinitely See ya [Interlude 2 - Spoken] Yo, it's your band mate, BeelzeBill I've gotta be honest with you, bro I've moved to other artistic endeavors I quit the band I left the drum machine on for you though Have a nice life Ah, sweet [Verse 3] When the candy comet rips the sky The candypocalypse is nigh Chocolate-covered sanity Time has no meaning for me [Outro] Oh sweet, I won

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  • Mark Douglas