Lyrics

Nagus: Heh heh heh! Quark! Where's my beetle snuff? Business ventures gonna set my soul Gonna set my soul on fire There's a whole lotta profit that's ready to earn So get those stakes up higher There's a thousand stupid suckers waiting out there They're all foolish, so buyer beware 'Cause I'm a Ferengi with latinum to spare So viva las Nagus! Viva las Nagus! Oh how I wish that there were more Than one worm hole in thе sky But still at Quark's on D.S.9 The business opportunities arе high Oh, there's holosuites, and synthale, and the Dabo wheel Rom, Nog, and Quark will replicate your meal All you need's your wallet, and a Domjot deal So viva las Nagus! Viva las Nagus! Viva las Nagus. All the wannabe financiers come to me for all the answers Cruisin' in my latinum Cadillac Ho, say, Viva las Nagus. How did I get my position? The first rule of acquisition "Once you have their money, you never give it back!" Hey Leeta, spin the Dabo wheel one time! Thank you very much! Whoo-wah! I'm gonna be on the run, I'm gonna have me some fun If it costs you your very last dime Oh, if you wind up broke, oh well, you'll always remember Be a smarter investor next time I'll rule the quadrant with no opposal Hundreds of females at my disposal Waiting for my indecent proposal! Viva las Nagus! Viva las Nagus! Viva las Nagus! Viva, viva las Nagus! Hey, why don't you make me a peanut butter and tube grub sandwich? Thank you. Thank you very much. C'mon, Sonny, Red, Damon Tok, let's go! Nagus: Heh heh! Where's my beetle snuff?