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Homer: "Whatever happened to Sideshow Bob?" Lisa: "Don't you remember, dad? He framed Krusty, he tried to kill Aunt Selma, he rigged an election..." Bart: "And he tried to murder me!" Homer: "Oh yeah....but what I'll mainly remember is the laughter." Sideshow Bob, is my name Krusty's sidekick was my fame Until I got him framed For armed robbery I moved in, stole his show How was I supposed to know That a spikey haired troll Would be thе downfall of me? Bart: "Sideshow Bob framed him! And I got proof!" Bart Simp Sun Had to comе And ruin all my plans Bart Simp Sun Don't have a Cow, ma-a-an... Bart & Lisa: "AHH! SIDESHOW BOB!" Get revenge? Well, no duh Tried to kill his Aunt Selma Stalked his family in a Robert DeNiro-esque way Rigged the polls Ruled the town Made the TV's all shut down Burst the dam Hoped they'd drown But now I'm in the slammer to stay Sideshow Bob: "You'll live to regret this!" Bart Simp Sun Got help from His sister Smart Lisa Bart Simp Sun Aye Cara-hamba Bart Simp Sun How's he come Up with all those retorts? Bart Simp Sun Eat my shorts Eat my shorts Bart Simp Sun, Bart Simp Sun.. Lisa: "Bart, your mortal enemy is on the radio!" Radio: "It's time for more DEEEEEEE-mentia with Dr. Demento!" Bart: "AHHHHH!" (sound of radio being thrown out the window) "And now, the funny five!" Lisa: "I meant your other mortal enemy, Sideshow Bob." Bart: "Sideshow Bob! Oh, I'm only 10 and I already got 2 mortal enemies..." Mr. Burns: Smithers! Who is that excellent young lad out there? Smithers: Um, that would be Bart Simpson, sir, son of Homer Simpson, one of the ion counters down in sector 7G Mr. Burns: Simpson, eh? New fellow? Ralph: I gave Bart my lunch money for some magic beans and then my cat ate the beans and the beans made my cat magical Professor Frink: Well, to combat the mischevious nature of the Bart Simpson lad, I've invented this ray gun, which I call the De-Bart-U-Lator, which when used on Bart will counteract the effects of his baser instincts, like the running and the yelling and the skating and the pranking with the graffitti and the hey hey I didn't do it mm-hoy hoy... I'll be back, have no fear For my cameo next year Sideshow Bob: "Hello, Bart." Bart Simp Sun Here I come Get ready to say d'oh Bart Simp Sun Hidely Ho, Hidely Ho Bart Simp Sun Almost done Your death is not too far Nelson Muntz Say ha ha, say ha ha Muntz: HA HA!