Lyrics

(Spooky Sound Begins) R: Hey there! Do you like transvestites?! M: Yeah R: Do you like fishnets?! M: Uh-huh R:Doyou like TipperGore?! M: Tss& No R: Good, cause youwon't find her here! This is the Rocky Horror Picture Show! And for you, it's only $5! Step right in! M: Thanks R: Say no more virgin! Now, pull down your pants! (Music Begins) *SFX: Rain, Door* Riff: Hello Brad: Hi. My name's Brad Majors. This is my fianc�e, Janet Weiss. I was wondering if you might help us Riff: You're wet Janet: Yes& it's raining *SFX: Rain, Thunder* Riff: I think perhaps you'd better both& come inside Wu-Wugga-Woo-WAAAAAAAH! Welcome to the Rocky Horror Picture Show! Say hello to the freaks and whores And get popped, ya cherry virgin groupie! [F: UHH!] Ohh! [F: UHH!] Ohh! [F: UHH!] Okay, start the movie Read my lips about an asshole who's known as Brad The most uptight juggalo that Denton ever had And Janet, she's got a broomstick handle sticking up her butt& *I got it!* [SFX: -pop!] &we call her slut! [M: UHH!] Chucky narrates the story, somewhere near a castle *Blam!* You know what that means? There went your tire, asshole! Handyman Riff and Domestic Magenta said 'Heck, we'll help!' *Or had they?* Chuck! Bbbb! Where is your neck?! Guess what? We're all havin' a party! So take a chance 'n See Columbia do a little folk dancin' Take your clothes off. There's no need to worry Oh wait, who's that? In the lift? Ahh! It's Tim Curry! (-slam!) *Sample from Shock Treatment* R: Welcome to the Rocky Horror! You're in for a fright... You're in for a fright& Come to see Rocky Horror, baby It will be all right& It will be all right& Welcome to the Rocky Horror, baby Meet a transvestite... Meet a transvestite& Come to see Rocky Horror, baby Each Saturday night& Each Saturday night& Welcome to the Rocky Horror, baby Janet: What kind of place is this? Brad: Ah, It's probably some kind of hunting lodge for rich weirdos. (-slam!) Frank hit the scene like a fairy Fred Estaire He made a monster who sports golden underwear He was a tanned and toned blonde by the name of "Rocky." [Frank: That's no way for you to be acting on your first day out!] Sorry! Look at Eddie. [M: What?] He thinks that he can kick it I'mma have to take that meatloaf and pick it! *splak!* Soon it was bedtime, and sorta like D�j� vu Frank not only did Janet, he did Brad, too! Rocky broke loose, looking for a skank He touched Janet in the fish tank! If you're down, shout, "Word to Richard O'Brien!" Brad says "Great Scott", then T.P. goes a flyin'! [Beat Box] I represent Riff Raff [Beat Box] Magenta's my sis [Beat Box] We're comin' outta Southwest& [Beat Box] Denton, Bitch! Dinner? Sure! The whole cast eats at eight 'Cept Eddie though, 'cuz he's sittin' on your plate *I knew he was in with a bad crowd&* Who you talkin' to? Another planet, shmanet, Janet, dammit, AAH, FU- (-slam!) *Sample from Shock Treatment* R: Welcome to the Rocky Horror! You'll have a good laugh& You'll have a good laugh& Come to see Rocky Horror, baby Chillin' with Riff Raff& Chillin' with Riff Raff& Welcome to the Rocky Horror, baby Columbia cried& Columbia cried& Come to see Rocky Horror, baby When Eddie got fried& When Eddie got fried& Welcome to the Rocky Horror, baby Janet: Look, I'm cold, I'm frightened, and I'm just plain scared! Brad: I'm here, there's nothing to worry about. (-slam!) It's& just& a jump& to the left& Then take a step way over to the right-tah! Put& your& hands& on your hips& Then bring your KNEES in so very tight-tah! Then& it's& the pel& vic thrust& It really DRIVES yo-ou insa-ane! Let's& Do& the Time& Warp!& Slam a can of Faygo Do the Time Warp again! Luke Ski's down with the Seduction Production& With Cindi, Zac, and Fanboy [M: What about 'em?] Nuttin! Frank set the stage. He gave each a feather boa And together they perform [THE FLOOR SHOW!] Riff and Magenta's had enough, so they pulled a switch Will poor Frankie go home? Ha-ha-ha-ha NO! They took the freak out, and flew the castle home Run along, stupid bitch, you can't use the phone! (-slam!) (Music Stops.) R: Don't let the door hit'cha where Frankfurter did'ja! Bitch! (-slam!) *Sample End of the Time Warp*