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(*So this is the ship they say is unsinkable.* *It is unsinkable, God himself could not sink this ship.* *I don't see what all the fuss is about.* *You can be blaze about some things Rose, but not about Titanic.* *We're goin' to America! Full house boys!* *I go to America! Ha ha!* *steam whistle*) Left the port on Wednesday on a boat known as the ship of dreams My fiancée is so stuck up that by Friday I just wanted to scream Then Jack Dawson came and Sunday night was a paradise Twelve twenty-three that White Star ship hit thirty tons of ice. (*crash!*) I guess it was Titanic Monday Got frozen like a Sunday Was not a fun day My 'face-oblivion' day It happened on Titanic Monday Despite all his years at sea, Captain Smith just had no clue If the ship itself proved one thing, it's that breaking up is hard to do Now my life's a movie making millions, but I don't know why How many chick flicks have you seen where over fifteen hundred people die? (*Is there anyone alive out there?*) I guess it was Titanic Monday The rafts are overrun day Call 9-1-1 day They're all as dead as Ghandi It happened on Titanic Monday All of first class had all their heads up their ass except old Molly Brown Life boat, might float They don't understand that, no ship plus no land equals, we all will drown Come on down! Leonardo's films all end the same. I betcha 'Kenny' is his real name Oh my god, they killed DiCaprio! You bastards! I guess it was Titanic Monday I can't think of a pun day Crocodile Dun-day Please help me Obi-Wan day It happened on Titanic Monday I should have drove a Hyundai Or wrestled King Kong Bundy Than shown up on Titanic Monday I'm king of the worl-blluubluulbululbullbbb…