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Mork: Nanu Nanu Mars Attacks Aliens: Ack ack ack, ack ack ack, ack ack, ack ack Agent K: We are the best kept secret in the unverse. Our mission is to monitor extraterrestrial activity on earth. We are your best, last, and only line of defense. We work in secret, we exist in shadow... Agent J: And we dress in black There's an organization that lives on the QT That protects the nation from the space debris The Roswell typеs roam wild and free Unbeknownst to Mulder and Scully Pullin' out guns and glasses and flash bulbs Two mеn dressing in a monotone Alien scum, you better come in peace Or else you'll rest in pieces Men in Black! Protecting you from what you don't know Men in Black! See them impounding a UFO Men in Black! Starring Will Smith and Mr. Tommy Jones Men in Black! Klaatu Barada Nikto Woman from TDTESS: Gort, klaatu barada nikto Headquarters looks like big police station With celebrities from the Alien Nation Marvin's doin' looney pratfalls Predators, Species, Coneheads, and Spaceballs Alf has got a really comfy spot With Ripley. Yeah, believe it or not But My Favorite Martain is a real dork He's the man in the egg known as Mork from Ork Men in Black! Tell E.T. he better phone home Men in Black! Klaatu Barada Nikto Ash: Klaatu, barada, n-*cough cough cough cough*. Look maybe I didn't say every single little tiny syllable, no, but basicly I said 'em, yeah Marvin the Paranoid Android: Life, don't talk to me about life Mork: Mork calling Orson, come in Orson Alf: I could use a little snack Beldar: Maintain low tones with me, maintian low tones Marvin the Martain: Where's the kaboom? There was supposed to be an earth shattering kaboom From the celebration upon a movie screen To the Animation on Kids WB They got agents from A to Z Who hip-hop dance and they get jiggy They went to South Park and met Cartman and then those Two turned the tables on his anal probe. (Cartman: Hey!) The best two agents that you ever saw But that you never saw Men in Black! Jake and Elwood meets Rambo Men in Black! Klaatu Barada Nikto Ash: Klaatu... Barada... N-... Neck tie? Nocturne? Nickel? Noodle? It's an N word, it's definitely an N word... It's DEFINITELY an N word Bill Paxton: That's it man, game over, man! Game over!