Mixer At Delta Chi

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Stephen Lynch - Rap

Mixer At Delta Chi

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[Verse 1] It's college time again September's almost here I'm hanging with freshman girls Frat party, kegs of beer I see a girl I'm wanting Mixer at Delta Chi We take some Oxycontin Dave Matthews, getting high And then as I undress her And start my stimulus She says, "But wait, professor This wasn't on the syllabus" [Hook 1] I'm the bad professor I'm the bad professor A tenured titty caresser I'm a bad, bad man (Find the pocket on 'em) [Verse 2] Tutor her in my apartment Turns into a slow dance Hey, baby, what's your minor? Got your major in my pants I love her student body She wants a better grade I say, "If you roll over, I'll throw in financial aid" I hope you boned up for your midterm If you want, I can help you cram Don't give a shit about the essay test So let's skip it and get to the oral exam [Hook 2] I'm the bad professor (That's a blowjob reference) I'm a bad professor Your money's on the dresser I'm a bad, bad… man [Outro] I'm in ?Monchey? We really found the pocket on that one man I don't even know what that means That's musician talk

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